I still can't believe I said this......
I was up at the front of the store and Captain Jellico walked over. He had a planogram rolled up and stuffed in his pants pocket and it was protruding out at an odd angle.
I looked at him and - in front of him, Focker, a female cashier, and a female customer - said
"Captain Jellico, is that a planogram in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

I then had one of those moment where I realized "Oh shit, I said that out loud."
The expression on Captain Jellico's face was PRICELESS. And no one could quite believe I said that....myself included.
Thankfully, I somehow didnt' get in trouble for that impertinent remark.
I was up at the front of the store and Captain Jellico walked over. He had a planogram rolled up and stuffed in his pants pocket and it was protruding out at an odd angle.
I looked at him and - in front of him, Focker, a female cashier, and a female customer - said
"Captain Jellico, is that a planogram in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

I then had one of those moment where I realized "Oh shit, I said that out loud."
The expression on Captain Jellico's face was PRICELESS. And no one could quite believe I said that....myself included.
Thankfully, I somehow didnt' get in trouble for that impertinent remark.

