What is wrong with this fool computer?

[draftermatt]

That was what was running through my head when I put a disk into my DVD-Rom just now.

That and "great, a blank CD"

Opened the drive, hmm, shiny side staring at me.

Heh.

[Whiskey]

The first thing I thought when I read the title was

"Well, what'd you do to it?"

Yeap