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    A couple has a reservation for the first name Carroll. I take the CC the from the guy and run it. I see the name Carroll on the card and so I hand the ID back to the guy and explain to the lady that I need matching names on ID and CC. The guy explains to me that it's his card and hands me his ID fback. He was a good sport about the mistake.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    Now I want to listen to Cash and watch All In The Family. >.>

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    • #3
      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
      A couple has a reservation for the first name Carroll.
      Mr. Shelby, sir, I want wunna them cars what kills people jus' idlin' an' is faster than anything Steve McQueen owns.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      • #4
        I know a man named Soo, and we have never let him live it down.
        Drive it like it's a county car.

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        • #5
          Quoth Mr Hero
          A couple has a reservation for the first name Carroll. I take the CC the from the guy and run it. I see the name Carroll on the card and so I hand the ID back to the guy and explain to the lady that I need matching names on ID and CC. The guy explains to me that it's his card and hands me his ID fback. He was a good sport about the mistake.
          That was one of my best friends in high school's name. His family built an underground house in the early 80s.

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          • #6
            Quoth Lvl_9_Gazebo View Post
            I know a man named Soo, and we have never let him live it down.
            Was he unable to stop singing when a co-worker's girlfriend brought "enhanced" brownies to the office? Cookies (not "enhanced") for reference.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #7
              John Wayne was a boy named Marion

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              • #8
                Quoth sylvier View Post
                John Wayne was a boy named Marion
                Yeth. And he wath a thethpian, too.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  I went to high school with a guy named Ashley...
                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #10
                    Quoth protege View Post
                    I went to high school with a guy named Ashley...
                    I went to college with a guy named Tracy, and once worked with a man named Leslie.
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                    • #11
                      Hello?

                      Remember Carroll O'Connor? Played Archie Bunker....

                      Yes, Marion (with an 'o') was a boy's name, Marian with an "a" was for girls.

                      Carroll with that spelling is not usually a girl's name. Carol and Carole are much more common for girls.

                      Beverly was once a male name. Douglas was a name for girls. Hillary was a boy's name (JRR Tolkien's younger brother was named Hillary). Things change.

                      Then there are all the names that sound alike but are spelled slightly differently for boys & girls: Leslie/Lesley, Frances/Francis, etc. ...as well as nicknames like Pat that are unisex.
                      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth wolfie View Post
                        Was he unable to stop singing when a co-worker's girlfriend brought "enhanced" brownies to the office? Cookies (not "enhanced") for reference.
                        Alice B. Tolkais brownies?
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth sylvier View Post
                          John Wayne was a boy named Marion
                          I once worked with a guy named Marion . . . turned out it was his middle name (he really didn't like his first name, which did sound rather posh and presumptuous.)

                          And I used to have a regular customer back at the WD days whose first name was Shirley. First time I'd ever heard of that name being used for a male - he was a good sport over it (nice older man with a great sense of humor, too.) He'd write a check for his purchases (which also had his wife's name on the check) and I'd always ask "And you're still Shirley, right?"
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #14
                            I named my #1 son Lu Ellen...... I mean Llewellyn.
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              We used to have a regular customer whose first name was Chauncey. There's one you don't see often.

                              And an old lady whose first name was Princess. She would very happily tell us how her father named her that, "and I was his little princess!" She was cute.
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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