Bad BTMF BAD!!! No cookies for you!

[Sandiercy]

Today my BTMF failed horribly (Brain to mouth filter).

Me: awesome game store manager with a failing BTMF
SC: Loud obnoxious customer who unfortunately spends a lot of money in the store so we cant kick him out.

SC: *Just got a new Ipad* Oh, this Ipad is so awesome, it does everything for me (proceeds to rattle off item after item that it does for him)
Me: *mouth opens before brain catches up* Apparently it doesnt get you a girlfriend though! *bad BTMF bad boy*

Rest of Store:

[Whirly_bird]

As one of my personal heroes would say,

"Ooh, mmyyy..."

[Sandiercy]

Thankfully I essentially work for Gord 2.0 so nothing will come of it but still...

[rose_metal_nz]

SC: *Just got a new Ipad* Oh, this Ipad is so awesome, it does everything for me (proceeds to rattle off item after item that it does for him)
Me: *mouth opens before brain catches up* Apparently it doesnt get you a lifethough! *bad BTMF bad boy*

Rest of Store:

Fixed that for ya :P

[Draper Mel]

Zing!! Or as Kelso would say

[telecom_goddess]

Oh wow that was bad. Did we not have enough coffee that day

[2gigch1]

Sounds like it's part of the expected environment of the store / industry. Unless the guy went totally off his rocker I don't see an issue.

[PatchO'Black]

I know, this wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but apparently a few matchmaking services do have apps for the iPad. So..."Need a girlfriend? There's an app for that!"

[AmbrosiaWriter]

I know, this wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but apparently a few matchmaking services do have apps for the iPad. So..."Need a girlfriend? There's an app for that!"

There are actually plenty of apps that you can get on your phone and it will detect other phones nearby that have the same app (and have what you're looking for in potential bed-buddy) and you can chat with people that it detects.

[gremcint]

there is an app that will simulate having sex with the ipad and you can buy a fleshlight attachment for the ipad, so you know what THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT.

I'll google and post a link when I'm not at school or work.

[Amina516]

there is an app that will simulate having sex with the ipad and you can buy a fleshlight attachment for the ipad, so you know what THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT.

I'll google and post a link when I'm not at school or work.

That.....was more than i ever wanted to know...

[depechemodefan]

Me: *mouth opens before brain catches up* Apparently it doesnt get you a girlfriend though! *bad BTMF bad boy*

I remember one trip to the comic book store, where the guy behind the counter and a cw were talking about how no one thinks he's cool. I said, "at least you mom thinks your coo."[/milhouse] Guy said he doesn't think his mom thinks he's cool.

there is an app that will simulate having sex with the ipad and you can buy a fleshlight attachment for the ipad,

That reminds me of a strip from lookwhatibroughthome! where one of the character's brother decides to stick his wang in his pc. That char. died.

[NorthernZel]

, so you know what THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT.

Perhaps that should be an addendum to Rule Of The Internet #34.

[downforit2008]

Ha ha! Call 911 because THAT guy just got BURNED!!!

If we ever do have Ipads that can manage to get someone a girlfriend, let me know because I'm sure I'd be interested!

[gremcint]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01...hlight_design/

Mod edit: NSFW

in regards to the mod edit, you're right I'm sorry
I should have put that in there myself it was late and I wasn't thinking.