Due to a series of ordering system and delivery snafus beyond our control, we recently ran out of several items, particularly cigarettes. This led to some fun times in the ol' fuel station. A typical conversation would go like this:
SC: I would like <something>.
ME: I'm sorry, but we're out of <something> until tomorrow.
SC: You don't have any <something>?
Here are a few of the replies that I would have liked to use. Please feel free to add your own!
~ME: Well, we didn't, but asking again unlocked the magic portal to <something>-Land, and the <something> Fairy just rode in on her unicorn to restock it.
~ME: Who said we don't have it? I said that? When? Oh, just now? Then why are you asking me again?
~ME: DIDN'T I JUST FKING SAY THAT??!?
~ME: We do, but you can't have it.
SC: I would like <something>.
ME: I'm sorry, but we're out of <something> until tomorrow.
SC: You don't have any <something>?
Here are a few of the replies that I would have liked to use. Please feel free to add your own!
~ME: Well, we didn't, but asking again unlocked the magic portal to <something>-Land, and the <something> Fairy just rode in on her unicorn to restock it.
~ME: Who said we don't have it? I said that? When? Oh, just now? Then why are you asking me again?
~ME: DIDN'T I JUST FKING SAY THAT??!?
~ME: We do, but you can't have it.
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