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"If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"
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Quoth Antisocial_Worker View PostYesterday in my statistics class, the teacher cited a study that concluded that not nearly enough people wash their hands after using public bathrooms. Then he read Everybody Poops to the class.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View PostUnintended consequence of the switch to hot-air hand driers: since a significant proportion of the population doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom, the door handle is likely to be contaminated. With paper towels, after washing and drying your hands, you can use the paper towel as a "guard" when opening the door, and avoid touching the contaminated handle (re-contaminating your hands in the process). It's no coincidence that washrooms with paper towels always have a trash can reachable from the door (even if there's no towel dispenser that can be reached by someone standing where they can reach the trash can). For some reason, businesses frown on people tearing the hot-air dryer off the wall and using it to open the door.Drive it like it's a county car.
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Quoth Draper Mel View PostOne of my cats can be OCD about burying her poop in the litter box. I've seen her spend several minutes in there scratching around, come out and walk away, come back and continue scratching. She also will occasionally go in after my other cat has been in there and bury the other cat's poop more thoroughly!
*Three sisters we adopted as tiny kittens a little more than a year ago after we already had two adult cats. Insane? Yes. Awesome? Definitely."Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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Quoth Antisocial_Worker View PostYesterday in my statistics class, the teacher cited a study that concluded that not nearly enough people wash their hands after using public bathrooms. Then he read Everybody Poops to the class."Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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Quoth Seshat View PostAlso, few forms of polydactyly in humans result in a fully functional additional finger or thumb - apparently the most common is a bit of finger-shaped flesh with a nail and possibly a bone, but no ability to actually be used. Just sort of .. ornamental.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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