Do I have diplomatic immunity?
Guh?
Customer: Uh like, are these, like, games for like, sale?
Me: No. They're games to stick under your shirt and run out the door with.
Solid Snake, you ain't.
Me: Would you like a bag?
Customer: Sure! Don't wanna look like I stole it! Haha!
Me: Would you like your receipt?
Customer: Sure! Don't wanna look like I stole it! Haha!
Me: Sir, short of sticking it under your shirt and tip-toeing out of the store looking guilty, you're gonna look just fine.
Customer: HAHAW!!
Do not abuse my counter
Customer: *slaps hands down and shouts* OY! MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME THAT!!
Me: Probably, unless you ask me in that same tone of voice, then I won't be inclined to answer.
Customer talks normal the rest of the conversation.
Need for digestion
Customer: Yes, do you have Need for Speed Undercover for DS?
Me: *search* I'm sorry ma'am, I don't have it in store and my suppliers don't have it either.
Customer: Well, you see, it's cuz I rented it yesterday... and the dog ate it.
Me: Oh. Okay. Well, you could wait roughly 8 hours to get it back, but I don't garantee the shape it'll be in.
Customer:
Not mincing words
Regular : Hi!
Me: I don't have any change for you, you bum.
Regular: What'd I do?
I'm judgemental
Regular: I dunno. I don't like Nintendo.
Me: Get outta my store.
Regular:
You'd be surprised how often they do it, and it works!
Stuttering Customer: Yes, I-I-I w-w-w-w-ould...
Me: Sing it.
SC: What?
Me: No, no, trust me. Sing it.
SC: Um.... *sings what she wants in one fell swoop* O-O-Oh my god! I-it works!
Me: Told ya.
No. I can't tell you that.
Customer: Do you have season 9 of one tree hill?
Me: Hang on... stops at 8 here. I think they didn't translate season 9 yet.
Customer: I only speak french (Really, all my stories happen in french except for one or 2)
Me: Hang on... nope, you're gonna have to wait, they haven't translated it in french yet.
Customer: Well, do you know when they are...gonna...translate...it.
Me: Nope. I can't know that.
Customer: My god that was a stupid question. I don't know why I asked.
Me: You had the face of a guy that realized what he was saying in the middle of his sentence. Like "Oh my god, I can't believe I'm asking that... but I gotta finish my question now!"
Customer: Yeah, exactly!!!
You can hide, but you can't run.
This super shy kid is ordering his dad to move around constantly, screaming at him "NOTHIIIIING!!! AAAAH!" and plugging his ears when his dad asks him what he wants him to look at.
Dad: What do you want to show me???
Me: He's shy and doesn't want me to see him. You're his camouflage.
Dad: Oh yeah! That's most likely it!
Me to kid as he rushes out the store with his game : I DON'T BITE! HARD!
Dad and other customer in the store:
Guh?
Customer: Uh like, are these, like, games for like, sale?
Me: No. They're games to stick under your shirt and run out the door with.
Solid Snake, you ain't.
Me: Would you like a bag?
Customer: Sure! Don't wanna look like I stole it! Haha!
Me: Would you like your receipt?
Customer: Sure! Don't wanna look like I stole it! Haha!
Me: Sir, short of sticking it under your shirt and tip-toeing out of the store looking guilty, you're gonna look just fine.
Customer: HAHAW!!
Do not abuse my counter
Customer: *slaps hands down and shouts* OY! MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME THAT!!
Me: Probably, unless you ask me in that same tone of voice, then I won't be inclined to answer.
Customer talks normal the rest of the conversation.
Need for digestion
Customer: Yes, do you have Need for Speed Undercover for DS?
Me: *search* I'm sorry ma'am, I don't have it in store and my suppliers don't have it either.
Customer: Well, you see, it's cuz I rented it yesterday... and the dog ate it.
Me: Oh. Okay. Well, you could wait roughly 8 hours to get it back, but I don't garantee the shape it'll be in.
Customer:
Not mincing words
Regular : Hi!
Me: I don't have any change for you, you bum.
Regular: What'd I do?
I'm judgemental
Regular: I dunno. I don't like Nintendo.
Me: Get outta my store.
Regular:
You'd be surprised how often they do it, and it works!
Stuttering Customer: Yes, I-I-I w-w-w-w-ould...
Me: Sing it.
SC: What?
Me: No, no, trust me. Sing it.
SC: Um.... *sings what she wants in one fell swoop* O-O-Oh my god! I-it works!
Me: Told ya.
No. I can't tell you that.
Customer: Do you have season 9 of one tree hill?
Me: Hang on... stops at 8 here. I think they didn't translate season 9 yet.
Customer: I only speak french (Really, all my stories happen in french except for one or 2)
Me: Hang on... nope, you're gonna have to wait, they haven't translated it in french yet.
Customer: Well, do you know when they are...gonna...translate...it.
Me: Nope. I can't know that.
Customer: My god that was a stupid question. I don't know why I asked.
Me: You had the face of a guy that realized what he was saying in the middle of his sentence. Like "Oh my god, I can't believe I'm asking that... but I gotta finish my question now!"
Customer: Yeah, exactly!!!
You can hide, but you can't run.
This super shy kid is ordering his dad to move around constantly, screaming at him "NOTHIIIIING!!! AAAAH!" and plugging his ears when his dad asks him what he wants him to look at.
Dad: What do you want to show me???
Me: He's shy and doesn't want me to see him. You're his camouflage.
Dad: Oh yeah! That's most likely it!
Me to kid as he rushes out the store with his game : I DON'T BITE! HARD!
Dad and other customer in the store:
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