At least you admit it

[bhskittykatt]

Not sucky, just a very random encounter:

Random guy (RG) walks into my lobby.

Me: "Hi, how can I help you?"
RG: "I don't know, can you help me?"
Me: "That depends on what you need."
RG: "I'm crazy!"
Me: "Sorry, I don't think I can help with that."
RG: "Hahaha! Thank you! Hahaha!" *walks out chuckling to himself*

Peace out, crazy dude.

[MoonCat]

Gotta love the honest nutjobs

[bhskittykatt]

Same guy again today.

RG: "Why hello there! You're new!"
Me: "No, I'm not."
RG: "You're new to me!"
Me: "I'm fairly sure we've met before."
RG: "Well, maybe we have. What I want to know is, is there anything I can do for you?"
Me: "I don't think so."
RG: "You don't know the extent of my powers, do you?"
Me: "I don't think I do."
RG: "They go from here, to here." *gestures with hands*
Me: "Okay."
RG: "You don't understand what I'm talking about, do you?"
Me: "I'm quite certain I don't."
RG: "Okay, well..." *looks down at wrist* "Damn it, I have to call Russia." *looks up at me* "You don't have a direct line to Russia, do you?"
Me: "No, I don't. You would need a phone card to call Russia from here."
RG: "Damn, that's a problem then. Okay, well I'll figure it out. You have a wonderful day!"
Me: "You too, sir."
RG: *leaves office*

[pzychobitch]

Not sucky, just a very random encounter:

Sorry for visiting you at work. :P