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When I was a teenager, my mother had a gynaecologist called Dr Cockburn.
But he pronounced it Coburn. Yeah right.
I'd mention legendary singer Bruce Cockburn (who calls himself Coburn), but I'd be drummed out the Republican party if I admitted I knew that. So I won't.
I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler
My brother has been married twice... both to women named Donna.
I had an ex-girlfriend of mine from a loooong time ago whose mother was named Linda....and her father's second wife was also named Linda. He used to say "I got it right the second time!"
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
*deadpan* And now, folks, we know why he's an OB/GYN instead of a plastic surgeon...
...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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