What co-worker would you like to clean biohazard waste besides Stock/Maintenance?

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

Every once in a while there is a really disgusting mess that people need to clean up like piss, crap or vomit, and your maintenance or stock associate doesn't deserve to do it. Who do you think should deserve to clean these kind of messes at work.


#1: Position your co-worker is in
#2: Why you'd pick that person

Ex:
#1:UPC associate
#2: Because she snaps at you when you walk in the office all confused while she's busy. Constantly sits on her ass and pages Dept. Managers like crazy. Seems different when she's not working but won't do favors for anyone when she is.

[mousels4]

#1: My old store manager
#2: Because he never actually did anything remotely dirty. Never got on his hands and knees and cleaned and never stacked shelves. He just sat on his arse and commanded the front line from his office.

[BookstoreEscapee]

1. My old department manager.
2. because she never ever got us out on time when she closed, she passed off customers to other people whenever possible, no matter what that person was doing, she rarely finished a project and someone else would have to do it, she'd give you a big project and then ask every 10 minutes "what are you doing right now?" and she had a penchant for trying to talk about work stuff while you were on your break (even if you sat in the cafe to get away from people talking about work stuff)

wow, I really hated her, didn't I?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I can only pick one?

I guess if I had to, I'd choose:

1. The current apparel manager, who used to be the assistant manager and is filling the position until a new apparel manager can be hired:
2. Because her position has very clearly gone to her head, she does nothing except order people around and chat with her friends who stop in to visit her, and doesn't throw her cardboard boxes away.

[Killer Bees]

1. My team leader in a previous job (you know who you are Brooke)
2. Because she's a nasty vicious corporate ladder climber who cared nothing for the work process or the team members. We were a great team until she came in and then things fell apart.

We called her the Hippo because she was severely overweight, yet insisted on wearing clothes 2 sizes too small and there would rolls of her hanging everywhere . She was only in her 30s and very hip with the hairstyles and handbags, etc. Even her clothes were nice, just too damned small.

Her immediate manager was a gay man we called the Homo. Loveliest guy ever, just completely ineffectual. So the dept was managed by the Hippo and the Homo

He went onto to bigger and better things in the company, she took over his job and put in a completely useless ineffectual boot licker dude in her place. Last I heard, people were leaving in droves and the dept was outsourced to another company who would actually make money for the firm.

I see her occasionally on the bus going home. She joined the gym a couple months previously, but hasn't lost an ounce. And now I have to suffer most of the trip home looking at her sweaty perfectly made up self in tight lycra bike shorts and a cut off t-shirt

Oh, the humanity!!

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

1. My team leader in a previous job (you know who you are Brooke)
2. Because she's a nasty vicious corporate ladder climber who cared nothing for the work process or the team members. We were a great team until she came in and then things fell apart.

We called her the Hippo because she was severely overweight, yet insisted on wearing clothes 2 sizes too small and there would rolls of her hanging everywhere . She was only in her 30s and very hip with the hairstyles and handbags, etc. Even her clothes were nice, just too damned small.

Her immediate manager was a gay man we called the Homo. Loveliest guy ever, just completely ineffectual. So the dept was managed by the Hippo and the Homo

He went onto to bigger and better things in the company, she took over his job and put in a completely useless ineffectual boot licker dude in her place. Last I heard, people were leaving in droves and the dept was outsourced to another company who would actually make money for the firm.

I see her occasionally on the bus going home. She joined the gym a couple months previously, but hasn't lost an ounce. And now I have to suffer most of the trip home looking at her sweaty perfectly made up self in tight lycra bike shorts and a cut off t-shirt

Oh, the humanity!!

My UPC associate is like a fat hippo too!

[lordlundar]

One of my direct co workers.

Because he thinks he's the best thing to happen in the department despite never getting his work finished.

[zzapp the witch]

My old Front End Supervisor from Walmart.

No, I won't suck your dick for a 10 cent raise, get in there and mop up the tic tac toe games drawn in bloody tampon, you fat, letcherous prick!

[asopu10]

My Store manager,

He never gets his hands dirty, he'll stock, but any thing needs cleaning or we need help with a tosser customer and he'll vanish and if you ask him say hes busy get someone else to deal with it.

[powerboy]

My bosses wife

She bitches about everything. When the shop went to a convention, she bitched and moaned, and almost got us kicked out. And ofcourse, my buddy thinks that she can do no harm.