Getting so sick of being harassed by sales people at work

[Luna Baby]

When I get the ones asking for the model numbers on our printers, I ask in a confused tone, "where did you say you were calling from again?" They hang up on me since they know I'm on to them already. Our printers are leased with unlimited copy count/unlimited toner.

We also get the ones wanting to send samples, etc, that we'd eventually get billed for. For those type things (office supplies) I simply tell them all of those items are contracted through our current supplier and I'm not at liberty to get them re-bid at this time.

[Kit-Ginevra]

'We don't use printers.Technology is a blight of modern life and an invention of Satan.We still use the pen and ink scroll here'

Oh and if they call my mobile,the caller ID comes up.Some I recognize.So I answer with their company name.That screws them...

Me:Hello,Pests-r-Us Ltd.
Them:Hello,I'm calling from Pests-r-Us Ltd.
Me:You've reached Pests-r-Us Ltd.Which department?
Them:No,we're Pests-r-Us Ltd.
Me:Pests-r-Us?
Them:Yes.
Me:You've reached us.

Normally that screws their little braincells around...

[dalesys]

Now if we could just pre-load a demon in the answering machine, ala "Good Omens" and transfer them to that...