"evil" things you do at work

[Food Lady]

Sometimes I do things to thwart sucktomers. I've of the old coffee drinkers steals soda. He is disabled, but that doesn't give him the right. You want a coffee and soda, you pay for both. He knows. I caught him years ago and he got angry. Now I'm a challenge to him and his lady friend. Today I "forgot" to unlock the soda machine. If anyone orders I'll apologize and turn it on. Let's see what happens.
Anything special you all do?

[Lace Neil Singer]

If anyone ever whinges about being IDed all the time, then I will always ask them for ID every time they come in. Why? Well, even after I become aware that they are overage, I will ID them purely cuz it's a legal way of annoying them to death. Such people, despite this, are too stupid to go elsewhere and too bloody minded to go to another till. XD

[taxguykarl]

When I get a scammer, I blow the whistle with the dreaded anonymous form.

[Evannah]

When someone is being impatient when I'm with another customer, I'll purposely go slow just to piss them off. It's funny to see them squirming.

[Trixie]

I've had and have a few customers that when they ask for cigarettes I give them a blank stare even though I know exactly what they smoke. Because they are assholes and wish they would fall into a bottomless hole. Something where they would fall completely through the planet and get sucked into space. For other people that annoyed me if they were paying with cash I'd give them ripped bills or dirty coins. Let's face it there's really not much we can do and not get a complaint.

[FenigDurak]

When I worked at the hospital gift shop I would hide the lotion sample bottles at the start of my shift to thwart the abuse of one woman. She would come in (and never buy anything), express displeasure that the bottle was gone and is respond with a suggestion that she buy a bottle to keep at her desk.

[pzychobitch]

I don't deal with customers at my new job, but one thing i do at work to fuck with my coworkers is just ever so slightly unplug the forklift battery.

It looks like its fully plugged in but....... it wont work hahaha.

[Argabarga]

The time it takes to hook up a car is NOT the same amount of time it takes to UN hook it... takes even longer if the owner's being a jerk. Wonder why that is?

[notalwaysright]

Jeez, I can't do much. If I get a SC I won't tell them that whatever they're buying won't work for what they're making. Possibly I know we sell something which will serve the purpose much better, but I *gasp* don't tell them! Sometimes an item will be regular priced and I totally see them on their smart phone and I don't tell them they could easily get a decent coupon on their phone. It's so pathetic, there's nothing else.

[Ironclad Alibi]

The time it takes to hook up a car is NOT the same amount of time it takes to UN hook it... takes even longer if the owner's being a jerk. Wonder why that is?

Because if his car gets damaged, he will be an even bigger jerk. So you are handling his car very carefully and delicately so as not to disturb a speck of dust on it.

[KellyHabersham]

The closest to an "evil" thing I can really do at work is.......if I'm shelving DVDs, and a customer is hovering nearby and watching what I put on the shelf, I'll take my time with shelving. (Especially with this one woman who kind of followed me around as I was shelving)

[HotelMinion]

If a couple is having too much PDA in front of me, I'll give them the worst room (The haunted one). Major pet peeve of mine. Save it until you get there!
Yeah Im evilllll

[Mr Hero]

That's pretty evil considering what happens to couples having sex in horror films.

[Beach Lover]

I work in a big toy store every Christmas season and if you are mean to me and you have a box of candy canes I will gently press on them so they crack and you will not know it till you open the box up. My store mgr taught me how to do it.

[Thana]

Rude customers/jerks get their fries immediately put on the tray. We're supposed to wait until the sandwich is done..as the fries stay under a heater but eh.. I have a full line I'm supposed to take two orders at a time..hope your fries don't get too cold.

Want dipping sauce but you didn't get any nuggets and you were a jerk to me..sure you can have your dipping sauce..for 15 cents!

Yeah... I could have saved you a couple of pennies maybe even a whole dollar by ringing your order in as a combo but gee...you just had to go and be rude! Sorry not sorry you paid extra.

Ooh you want to insist upon using that $50 to pay for $5 worth of food? Hope you like $5's and quarters!!!!

*All of the you's are general* A lot of it seems petty...and admittedly it is..but since I can't really smack my SC's upside the head or just look at them and go "Excuse me...want to try being a bit nicer?" it feels kinda good being evil when it's warranted.