A question for Cashiers

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

"May I.. help you, sir?"
"Uh, no thank you. Just looking" I said sheepishly.
The lady kinda stuck around doing busy work until I picked the ones I wanted. I grabbed matching socks, too.

Kill her with kindness.

next time say in a very cheerful and upbeat voice the following...
"Oh no thank you. I'm just trying to remember who my little girl likes this week. She bounces between who she likes more almost daily and it's such a devil keeping up."

That'll shut them up and disarm them at the same time. If you act like you don't belong then they'll sadly treat you as such. Act like a happy parent who's only problem in the universe is which character the kid wants on her underoos and they'll ignore you in favor of the other parents in the store looking confused.

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[AFpheonix]

Unless he has to buy them in "extra small", that is weird. I tend to buy the condoms the whole time, but only cuz I like to choose them.

The overnight pharmacist had a fellow and his gf in a while ago. They were being idiots and she was asking if the pharmacist thought he'd need the extra large condoms (hurrrr!).

I asked the pharmacist if he just went and grabbed a package of finger cots, but sadly, that didn't occur to him Sigh....lost opportunity for comedy...

[Food Lady]

I've seen some funny things, but don't show my reaction on my face. Every once in a while, if I sense a guy can take the joke, I tell him that dress (or whatever) will look great on him. I get a laugh.

An old friend of a friend used to go to the grocery around Halloween and buy razor blades and apples to get a reaction out of the cashiers.

[zzapp the witch]

Sanitary pads, chocolate, and shotgun shells, just the other day. It was me, and it was unintentional. I didn't even notice until the male cashier said, "Remind me to never piss you off."