People leave behind a lot of gross things in the stadiums. I've picked up so many used diapers that it doesn't even really bother me anymore. Sure, it's incredibly disrespectful and I'd love nothing more than to find out who leaves them so I can save the diapers and then neatly place them on top of the parents' cars, but eh, I just put them in the garbage bags with the rest of the trash and move on.
I've even found a used tampon and a water bottle full of urine. With the latter I'm guessing it was a small child who had to go during a show but the parents didn't want to miss it so they had their little boy go in a bottle.
Well, the other night there was a first.
The last nighttime show finished and the crowd finally filtered out of the stadium. It wasn't a busy show (maybe 2,000 or so in the audience) so there wasn't much cleaning to do. All the big articles of trash had been bagged up so it was time for sweeping. We keep our pans and brooms behind garbage bins on the stadium's main walkway so I went to reach behind one to grab a broom.
That's when I saw it. It was on the lid of the bin just a couple feet from my face. I thought "That looks like.... wait, there's no way... how would that get there... but it looks just like... oh my god, it is"
It was a perfectly formed log of human excrement. It wasn't even just some baby's poo that maybe happened to fall down from a diaper change. It very obviously came from a grown adult. Like something a lumberjack or professional wrestler would produce. I mentioned that it was perfectly formed because it wasn't "squished" like I would imagine it to be if someone perhaps just lost control of their bowels in their pants. It looked as if someone deliberately hovered their butt through the railings above and pinched it off.
It was hard to actually be mad about it just because it was so unexpected. It was easy enough to dispose of and we all got a good laugh out of it. I think we were more curious as to how this mysterious poo got there and how nobody seemed to notice it happening. Even though the stadium is dark during the night shows it still isn't pitch black, and this was right below one of the busier sections of seating. Did someone in a skirt happen to go and then pick it up to dispose of it but miss the hole in the bin?
Well I was telling a couple friends about it. These friends all work at the same department store, and they told me that at least once a week they find human crap in the fitting rooms. They said that sometimes they can tell it was someone who genuinely just had an accident but other times it seems deliberate. So it got me wondering how many people here have experienced this.
Have you ever been a victim of unsolicited poo at work?
I've even found a used tampon and a water bottle full of urine. With the latter I'm guessing it was a small child who had to go during a show but the parents didn't want to miss it so they had their little boy go in a bottle.
Well, the other night there was a first.
The last nighttime show finished and the crowd finally filtered out of the stadium. It wasn't a busy show (maybe 2,000 or so in the audience) so there wasn't much cleaning to do. All the big articles of trash had been bagged up so it was time for sweeping. We keep our pans and brooms behind garbage bins on the stadium's main walkway so I went to reach behind one to grab a broom.
That's when I saw it. It was on the lid of the bin just a couple feet from my face. I thought "That looks like.... wait, there's no way... how would that get there... but it looks just like... oh my god, it is"
It was a perfectly formed log of human excrement. It wasn't even just some baby's poo that maybe happened to fall down from a diaper change. It very obviously came from a grown adult. Like something a lumberjack or professional wrestler would produce. I mentioned that it was perfectly formed because it wasn't "squished" like I would imagine it to be if someone perhaps just lost control of their bowels in their pants. It looked as if someone deliberately hovered their butt through the railings above and pinched it off.
It was hard to actually be mad about it just because it was so unexpected. It was easy enough to dispose of and we all got a good laugh out of it. I think we were more curious as to how this mysterious poo got there and how nobody seemed to notice it happening. Even though the stadium is dark during the night shows it still isn't pitch black, and this was right below one of the busier sections of seating. Did someone in a skirt happen to go and then pick it up to dispose of it but miss the hole in the bin?
Well I was telling a couple friends about it. These friends all work at the same department store, and they told me that at least once a week they find human crap in the fitting rooms. They said that sometimes they can tell it was someone who genuinely just had an accident but other times it seems deliberate. So it got me wondering how many people here have experienced this.
Have you ever been a victim of unsolicited poo at work?
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