Hospital? Where's that?

[AFpheonix]

Heh, works for me. Between the 900-degree pizza oven and some super-glue we can get that wound cauterized and sealed up in no-time flat!

But, seriously, they didn't even get it bandaged up properly?

Unless you count one little paper towel as a good bandage, then....no.

[JustADude]

Unless you count one little paper towel as a good bandage, then....no.

Yeeeeeahhhhhnnnnooo... nope... can't say I do. A nice, thick wad of 'em and some Ductape, maybe, but not that. Yesh...

[Horsetuna]

Come to the pharmacy, and ask if there was anything over the counter they could put on it.
No, sorry, gaping wound, please go to the ER....

SEMI OT:

I kind of did this once. I had sliced the very tip of my thumb off (hardly a 1/4 the size of a penny diameter) the night before. I had bandaged it up, and put myself into shock taking the bandage off later (Since there was no skin)

I went into the pharmacy and said "Uhm... I need a bandaid, one that wont stick to a wound!" well, i had to show her it and explain what I was doing (making a model ship with a dull craft blade).

She was very nice and got me band aids, but it still stuck.

One year later, the same month, I did the same thing to the same thumb, only this time I had a bit of skin left on me and I managed to bandage it in place. No shock this time at least.


One time I called the 24 hour medical hotline too, because my parrot, who had just eaten my tomato pasta, crawled to my shoulder, shook her head... and I SWEAR TO GOD I felt a peice fly right into my ear canal.


I went to the walk in clinic the next day, just in case. The nurse AND the doctor were trying hard not to laugh. Thankfully nothing was inside it.