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Don't try this at home kids unless you're adorable (Sad but true).
I have this tall boxy customer that comes in sometimes. Thinks himself funny but he tells his "jokes" in a rather rude fashion. The jokes themselves aren't rude, but he just tells them in a way that "You'd better find my old jokes you've heard a thousand times funny or I'll tell your manager you give bad customer service" kinda tone.
Well, I caught him today.
Barges into my department and announces " I WANT BREAD, BUT THIS TIME ONLY CRUST!"
I didn't even pause.
"RIGHT AWAY SIR! GIVE ME 10 MINUTES AND A SPOON!"
He stumbled, laughed, and left with a Parisian loaf.
Heck, now I know how to get rid of him quicker.
I have this tall boxy customer that comes in sometimes. Thinks himself funny but he tells his "jokes" in a rather rude fashion. The jokes themselves aren't rude, but he just tells them in a way that "You'd better find my old jokes you've heard a thousand times funny or I'll tell your manager you give bad customer service" kinda tone.
Well, I caught him today.
Barges into my department and announces " I WANT BREAD, BUT THIS TIME ONLY CRUST!"
I didn't even pause.
"RIGHT AWAY SIR! GIVE ME 10 MINUTES AND A SPOON!"
He stumbled, laughed, and left with a Parisian loaf.
Heck, now I know how to get rid of him quicker.
I AM the evil bastard!
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