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    My store is so classy....

    <everyone> How classy is it?

    It's so classy that I was using the restroom and found an empty vodka bottle next to the toilet.

    This shouldn't surprise me, considering I'm in Wisconsin.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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    Quoth Food Lady View Post
    <everyone> How classy is it?

    It's so classy that I was using the restroom and found an empty vodka bottle next to the toilet.

    This shouldn't surprise me, considering I'm in Wisconsin.
    Sounds like a step or two above an empty 325 ml bottle of wine or a 40 oz beer, which sadly is common where I'm at.
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    • #3
      Classy is when you find an empty bottle,half in the drinker and the other half in the puddle on the floor that he's lying in...
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      • #4
        Quoth Food Lady View Post
        <everyone> How classy is it?
        Steal my joke.

        Anyhoo, my store is so classy....

        HOW CLASSY IS IT?

        ...it's so classy, somebody changed their mind on a six-pack of beer and left it by the baby diapers today. Also, I got farted on again.
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        • #5
          Irv, LMBO as usual. I KNEW you'd have something to say about this. Sorry you got farted on. :/
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          • #6
            Wow, and I thought people burping and belching over the phone was bad!
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            • #7
              I prefer the vodka bottle to the pair of...ahem.."accident" underwear I once found behind the toilet.

              True class is if they left you a "Repent!" pamphlet in the stall along with the vodka bottle.
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              • #8
                Wouldn't surprise me if the pamphlet was left by some one who came in after the vokda guy, but before you...Tho I wonder why he didn't just throw the bottle away and leave the pamphlet in its place...
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                • #9
                  At the mall I worked at somebody left a heavily soiled pair of women's underwear near one of the benches. The woman was wearing a skirt and literally kept walking as they fell off of her, stepping out of them as she went. Sure, she was one of the resident 'characters' of the area but that shit is so gross...

                  See what I did there? LOL

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                  • #10
                    Quoth bainsidhe View Post
                    I prefer the vodka bottle to the pair of...ahem.."accident" underwear I once found behind the toilet.
                    I find both of those on a regular basis. The vodka bottles are usually left in the trash bin in the disabled bathroom (we always report those when we find them, they aren't all necessarily stolen but some will have been) The accident underwear can turn up anywhere... even on the shop floor....
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                    • #11
                      If it makes you all feel any better, we have had several over doses from heroin lately, and a guy returned to the facility in a car that he was not authorized to be driving, drunk, with heavy front end damage :P

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