So at one point during BBB time with the Aviation group I get a call from him that the computer is all messed up and won’t type correctly. Knowing that BBB was an ID 10 T and thinking the problem would sort it’s self out in a moment I tell him I will be down to look at it in 20 or 30 min. Well in 30 min I saunter on down to his shop…. To my dismay he has taken all the keys out of the key board with a huge screwdriver. Popped them all out and they are in a big pile. He is using the screw driver to push each key slot then finding the letter/number/symbol that applies and putting the key back in.
I start yelling at him and demanding to know Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, he says the keys were not on the board properly and all the letters looked weird on the screen. I grab another key board and make him arrange the “Broken one” the same as it. The whole time he keeps telling me it’s screwed up and broken.
I tell him to stand next to the desk (so he doesn’t see the screen) as I “FIX” it. See BBB had made the cardinal sin of leaving himself logged in and his coworkers had taken the opportunity to screw with him. As I did not want to deprive them of their future fun I quickly reset his keyboard and Language to western standard and English not the Cyrillic Russian / Russian they had changed it to.
As I am very fast and good at this he had no idea I had actually changed anything so I then showed him the computer was working fine for me and to never ever take a keyboard apart. He was confused but agreed.
As I left the shop the jokers are doing their best to not fall down laughing I tell them “if they ever let him take the gear apart again id shove a keyboard up there arse’s sidewise, but that I didn’t let on what had happened.” Took him 4 more times Japanese, Armenian, Arabic, Bangla, to get the point.
I start yelling at him and demanding to know Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, he says the keys were not on the board properly and all the letters looked weird on the screen. I grab another key board and make him arrange the “Broken one” the same as it. The whole time he keeps telling me it’s screwed up and broken.
I tell him to stand next to the desk (so he doesn’t see the screen) as I “FIX” it. See BBB had made the cardinal sin of leaving himself logged in and his coworkers had taken the opportunity to screw with him. As I did not want to deprive them of their future fun I quickly reset his keyboard and Language to western standard and English not the Cyrillic Russian / Russian they had changed it to.
As I am very fast and good at this he had no idea I had actually changed anything so I then showed him the computer was working fine for me and to never ever take a keyboard apart. He was confused but agreed.
As I left the shop the jokers are doing their best to not fall down laughing I tell them “if they ever let him take the gear apart again id shove a keyboard up there arse’s sidewise, but that I didn’t let on what had happened.” Took him 4 more times Japanese, Armenian, Arabic, Bangla, to get the point.
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