It's practically everything but official: We here at the Blah Inn will soon be moving across the interstate to work at the Dreadful Inn, while the staff of the Dreadful Inn will jump over the concrete moat that is the interstate to work here.
The reason is because my boss' husband has diabetes, which has left him a withered shadow of his former self, basically. He arranged this deal because the Dreadful Inn is lower-maintenance, and it has a better location than the Blah Inn, so it practically sells itself. This means lower stress on his wife, my boss, who will continue to run the property.
It also may mean less stress on us workers. The Dreadful Inn does not have microfridges in any of its rooms, which means we don't have to ask every damn guest if they want one, and try to nickle and dime them out of a charge for one. The Dreadful Inn doesn't require several things in its rooms that Blah does, which means fewer things for guests to steal. Its rooms open directly to the outside, which means that someone can sneak a pet in, and we don't have to care because they won't be walking their St. Bernard/doberman mix through the hallways where it can jump up on an old lady and scare her to death while the owner says, "Awwwww... Isn't Bunny just so pwecious?!"
I'm not sure how I feel about all this. According to my boss, the Dreadful Inn is an easier property to run and work at. According to the people at the Dreadful Inn, there's ought to be a sign over the door that reads "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here." The air conditioning doesn't work! The property is on the verge of collapse! The clientele is made up entirely of escaped rapists!
So, it's safe to say I'm feeling torn, and neither one of the bosses -- the one here, and the one at the Dreadful Inn, who is the sister-in-law of the one here -- wanted to swap properties. Tomorrow's the big day... And in the meantime we wait.
The reason is because my boss' husband has diabetes, which has left him a withered shadow of his former self, basically. He arranged this deal because the Dreadful Inn is lower-maintenance, and it has a better location than the Blah Inn, so it practically sells itself. This means lower stress on his wife, my boss, who will continue to run the property.
It also may mean less stress on us workers. The Dreadful Inn does not have microfridges in any of its rooms, which means we don't have to ask every damn guest if they want one, and try to nickle and dime them out of a charge for one. The Dreadful Inn doesn't require several things in its rooms that Blah does, which means fewer things for guests to steal. Its rooms open directly to the outside, which means that someone can sneak a pet in, and we don't have to care because they won't be walking their St. Bernard/doberman mix through the hallways where it can jump up on an old lady and scare her to death while the owner says, "Awwwww... Isn't Bunny just so pwecious?!"
I'm not sure how I feel about all this. According to my boss, the Dreadful Inn is an easier property to run and work at. According to the people at the Dreadful Inn, there's ought to be a sign over the door that reads "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here." The air conditioning doesn't work! The property is on the verge of collapse! The clientele is made up entirely of escaped rapists!
So, it's safe to say I'm feeling torn, and neither one of the bosses -- the one here, and the one at the Dreadful Inn, who is the sister-in-law of the one here -- wanted to swap properties. Tomorrow's the big day... And in the meantime we wait.
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