Things I've Learned At Work

[Becks]

Mandatory wearing of white shirts is stupid.

Coworkers think you're insane if you come in on your day off. Even to shop. Never mind the fact that the two stores in the same chain that are closer to your house suck. Muchly.

I'm so "abnormal" that anything I do is normal...for ME.

[Andara Bledin]

If you act weird enough normally, then nothing you do will be considered weird.

^-.-^

[Delphae]

If you put coursants in the toaster oven they catch on fire.

[Becks]

A lot of cops that I know are pervs.

Just because a cantaloupe LOOKS bruised doesn't mean it IS.

When people are retiring, they WILL practically carry you to make sure you have some cake.

[Jack7957]

3. 90% of what i, you or anybody watches on local stations and maybe even cable is all pre-recorded and being played off a single computer thats being watched by a guy reading a book.

My brother did that for one local station on overnites. He would surf the web, bring in movies to watch, etc. Basically just had to make sure what was being sent out over the air, was being shown correctly.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Some other things I've learned:

My store manager is utterly clueless . . . so anything I tell him he'll forget in 10 minutes or less.

Any message you want to get to one vendor, just tell the next one that comes through the back door. The one you want to reach will get the word faster than Western Union

Kitty litter is good for absorbing oil spills.

[Becks]

My work uniform is the most enticing outfit I own. I don't even work at a club of any sort.