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I don't get to post a lot, because lots of stuff at my job are super serious, and while they can be sucky, most of the clients are going through a lot and it's my job to deal with the sucky as well as the good.
Since I don't post much-quick background. I'm a case manager in community corrections. kinda like a halfway house for people who are on their last chance before they go to prison, people coming out of prison reintegrating back into the community, sex offenders (we have an amazing SO program, but I won't tell you the stats, because even though we are like #1 in the state in reducing recidivism, they are depressingly low) and a variety of fed programs for those who have committed federal crimes.
So, some of the things I've heard from clients
"this place is so, like, not cool"
Client obviously hasn't showered in some time, is dirty and has a noticeable smell "I don't know why it's always so filthy around here and everyone is getting sick"
"I didn't use! The Guatemalans spiked my coffee"
Client says nothing, just looks at me and hisses like a cat
Client 1-"I'm always so stressed out. I don't know how to relax"
Client 2 "Have you tried going in the shower and rubbing one out?"
Client 1-"...are you telling me to go fuck myself?"
Upon signing in from pass and providing a positive result on a breathalyzer test-"I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that girl that way"
"I make sure my cellies (room mates) know that I pee a little in my shampoo so no one else steals it"
Since I don't post much-quick background. I'm a case manager in community corrections. kinda like a halfway house for people who are on their last chance before they go to prison, people coming out of prison reintegrating back into the community, sex offenders (we have an amazing SO program, but I won't tell you the stats, because even though we are like #1 in the state in reducing recidivism, they are depressingly low) and a variety of fed programs for those who have committed federal crimes.
So, some of the things I've heard from clients
"this place is so, like, not cool"
Client obviously hasn't showered in some time, is dirty and has a noticeable smell "I don't know why it's always so filthy around here and everyone is getting sick"
"I didn't use! The Guatemalans spiked my coffee"
Client says nothing, just looks at me and hisses like a cat
Client 1-"I'm always so stressed out. I don't know how to relax"
Client 2 "Have you tried going in the shower and rubbing one out?"
Client 1-"...are you telling me to go fuck myself?"
Upon signing in from pass and providing a positive result on a breathalyzer test-"I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that girl that way"
"I make sure my cellies (room mates) know that I pee a little in my shampoo so no one else steals it"
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