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(This was very heavily inspired by "Fantasy coupons for retail workers")
Extremespeed: Instantly return to assigned station/area
Is your workplace plagued by the Too Helpful Guy? You know, the person who has to help everyone else with their work while ignoring their own tasks, in the process getting in the way and throwing people off their game? Use Extremespeed to return to your area in an instant from any part of the restaurant/store/whatever, blocking them in the process! No more losing your place or standing around waiting for them to finish the tasks they've hijacked from you!
Roar: Remove problem customer
Are the cars stacking up as you deal with the two-order car, the guy ordering three milkshakes in the middle of the lunch rush, or the person trying to order a BLT at a burger joint? Use Roar to blow them out of the line, allowing it to flow smoothly again! As an added bonus, helps to mitigate the "bullwhip lines" that cause drive-bys when both windows are open!
Mind Reader: Remove thick accent
You don't have the foggiest clue what the person on the other side of the intercom is trying to order, but management expects you to be able to hack your way through any accent, not matter how thick. No worries! With Mind Reader, you can bypass your customer's speech entirely and read their thoughts, allowing you to ring up their order accurately without having to say "what?" 10 mullion times or ask another headset wielder what they're trying to say.
Protect: Deny written warning
That write-up is bogus as all get out, and the boss knows it too, but The Rules say it must be given. Or maybe you really deserve it, but the last thing you need is for them to have another excuse to fire you. Either way, use Protect to make it disintegrate, leaving your record clear.
Teleport: Escape from shift at listed clockout time, regardless of extenuating circumstances
Is the joint getting busier and busier as the end of your shift looms? Is the path to the punch clock constantly guarded by the boss who thinks you're a crybaby if you say you have plans after work and need to be out on time? Use Teleport to be out right when the schedule says you'll be out, no fuss, no muss. Whatever you were going to miss, you won't now!
Extremespeed: Instantly return to assigned station/area
Is your workplace plagued by the Too Helpful Guy? You know, the person who has to help everyone else with their work while ignoring their own tasks, in the process getting in the way and throwing people off their game? Use Extremespeed to return to your area in an instant from any part of the restaurant/store/whatever, blocking them in the process! No more losing your place or standing around waiting for them to finish the tasks they've hijacked from you!
Roar: Remove problem customer
Are the cars stacking up as you deal with the two-order car, the guy ordering three milkshakes in the middle of the lunch rush, or the person trying to order a BLT at a burger joint? Use Roar to blow them out of the line, allowing it to flow smoothly again! As an added bonus, helps to mitigate the "bullwhip lines" that cause drive-bys when both windows are open!
Mind Reader: Remove thick accent
You don't have the foggiest clue what the person on the other side of the intercom is trying to order, but management expects you to be able to hack your way through any accent, not matter how thick. No worries! With Mind Reader, you can bypass your customer's speech entirely and read their thoughts, allowing you to ring up their order accurately without having to say "what?" 10 mullion times or ask another headset wielder what they're trying to say.
Protect: Deny written warning
That write-up is bogus as all get out, and the boss knows it too, but The Rules say it must be given. Or maybe you really deserve it, but the last thing you need is for them to have another excuse to fire you. Either way, use Protect to make it disintegrate, leaving your record clear.
Teleport: Escape from shift at listed clockout time, regardless of extenuating circumstances
Is the joint getting busier and busier as the end of your shift looms? Is the path to the punch clock constantly guarded by the boss who thinks you're a crybaby if you say you have plans after work and need to be out on time? Use Teleport to be out right when the schedule says you'll be out, no fuss, no muss. Whatever you were going to miss, you won't now!
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