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I've seen a rather unusual number of people coming through my line buying ... wooden stakes.
Is there something going on that I should know about ... ?
Is there something going on that I should know about ... ?
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Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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You may rest assured that it is not the zombie apocalypse. Wooden stakes are for vampires, not zombies."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
That's not terribly comforting, Ironclad Alibit ...
*off to hang garlic in the windows*Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Zombies take chainsaws, shotguns, and anything else that'll remove the head in a hurry.
Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.Comment
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Quoth Buzzard View Post
Robert Pattinson is never going to live that down, is he ...
Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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I am trying not to go into my rant about how sparkly vampires without any significant weaknesses would have set themselves up as gods thousands of years ago instead of hiding from humans and feeling Oh So Angsty. I am trying SO HARD.Comment
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At least he can do the sparkle of shame all the way to the bank.Quoth Pixelated View Post Robert Pattinson is never going to live that down, is he ...
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As somebody who only barely managed to get through the first Twilight book, may I say thank you very much for that ... it's priceless.
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~ Mr HeroComment
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Never really had to worry about vampires back in NOLA. We all eat garlic in just about every dish we make, it seems to keep them away.Quoth Pixelated View Post
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