So management has instituted some new "Let's Make Our Customers Happy!!!" guidelines. I suspect some of them are intended primarily for the holiday season, since (I'm told) it usually becomes mass chaos, and Christmas cheer is noticeable by its absence.
One of these guidelines: if there is a screaming or crying kid with the shopper, we give the kid a Kinder Egg.
Me: "Um, okay ... and what do we give to the kids who are waiting quietly and patiently for the shopping to be over ... ?"
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Also, I believe that the federal government (Canada) plans to ring in the new year by banning all single-use plastics. This includes shopping bags AND produce bags. THAT is going to be entertaining ... especially for people like the nitwit who came through my line tonight and bought (I kid you not) $700 worth of food ... and did she bring in any bags or bins? Did she, hell ...
One of these guidelines: if there is a screaming or crying kid with the shopper, we give the kid a Kinder Egg.
Me: "Um, okay ... and what do we give to the kids who are waiting quietly and patiently for the shopping to be over ... ?"
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Also, I believe that the federal government (Canada) plans to ring in the new year by banning all single-use plastics. This includes shopping bags AND produce bags. THAT is going to be entertaining ... especially for people like the nitwit who came through my line tonight and bought (I kid you not) $700 worth of food ... and did she bring in any bags or bins? Did she, hell ...
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