So, Swordsman422 and I work at he same hobbyshop together. He has this habit of passing gas in the store. I don't really care, we've been friends for a few years and it's usually slow when he lets one. He always says, in the middle of silence, "Uh oh." Whenever I hear, "uh oh" I clear out. Let me tell you, it smells like spoiled milk and potato chips. It is a very unique odor, I would rather not be around it however.
Anyway, there was one customer and her 5 year old daughter in the store one day. Swordsman was stickering items, I wasn't on the clock yet, and the little girl was walking around looking at dollhouse items. He decides the store is slow enough to let one. What he didn't anticipate is that the little girl would change course to look at paint by number kits. She walked right through the stink, stopped, sniffed, and started to cry.
Girl- Moooooommmmmyyyyyyy!!! I want to go home! It smells bad in here!
Mom- What's the matter? Did you have an accident?
Girl- No...it smells bad! I want to go home!!!
Mom- Okay, were leaving.
Girl- *bawling*
Swordsman watched in disbelief as they left. When I got into work he told me the story. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants! I don't like kids anyway, no offense to you who have them, I'm sure they're great. But I prefer adults. Anyway, the guys around the store all have a new respect for Swordsman, employees and customers alike. He has aquired a level in stinkiness that is to be revered! Little girls beware!
Anyway, there was one customer and her 5 year old daughter in the store one day. Swordsman was stickering items, I wasn't on the clock yet, and the little girl was walking around looking at dollhouse items. He decides the store is slow enough to let one. What he didn't anticipate is that the little girl would change course to look at paint by number kits. She walked right through the stink, stopped, sniffed, and started to cry.
Girl- Moooooommmmmyyyyyyy!!! I want to go home! It smells bad in here!
Mom- What's the matter? Did you have an accident?
Girl- No...it smells bad! I want to go home!!!
Mom- Okay, were leaving.
Girl- *bawling*
Swordsman watched in disbelief as they left. When I got into work he told me the story. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants! I don't like kids anyway, no offense to you who have them, I'm sure they're great. But I prefer adults. Anyway, the guys around the store all have a new respect for Swordsman, employees and customers alike. He has aquired a level in stinkiness that is to be revered! Little girls beware!
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