Ugh. How I hate the words "floor strip." Never a fun time.
Well, we were due for one this past weekend. In preparation, we spent Friday and Saturday pulling all of the shippers, pallets, stack-ups, and other loose items from teh sales floor and cramming them into the back room, conference room, and into Lock-Up. We also took all the furniture out of the break room (except for the vending machines).
The floor crew was due at 8:30 Saturday night. When 8:30 rolled aournd, they weren't there. The GM and the Ops manager (who had come in specifically for the strip & rewax) were getting mighty pissed.
At about 8:40, one of the floor guys called, claiming that "he couldn't find us." Um, hello? We arent' exactly hard to find. We're also in the SAME PLACE we were last year when you did our last floor job!
Then, shortly after closing, they called again. This time, he asked if we could reschedule the appointment.
OM: NO! No no no no no! We can NOT reschedule! We've spent two days prepping for this. I have everything off the floor! It HAS to be done tonight!........What do you mean?"
The guy had just dropped a bombshell, claiming that his partner hadn't showed up and that he couldn't do the job himself. I'm assuming - therefore - that his little bit about not being able to find the plce was a lie intended to buy a little more time while he waited for his buddy.
They still hadn't shown up by the time I went home. The Ops manager was almost shaking with anger, wanting to call the home office facoliites manager to cancel the contract with the floor company.
The next day when I came in, it was obvious that the floors hadn't been done.
To GM: Well, this isn't a good sign......
GM: Huh?
Me: THe floors.....
GM: Yeah, they never showed up!
Me: Bastards.....
GM: Yeah, tell me about it......
Me: Are they coming back.
GM: They said they'll come tonight. They'd better. IF they don't, I'm putting everything back on the floor and we won't get one this year. Fuck it. I can't keep this up while they get their act together.
They did come, though I didn't know it until one of them let himself into the backroom while the store was still open and started poking around!
Me: Excuse me! This area is for employees only!
Floor Guy: I'm with the floor crew. I'm looking for a bucket.
Me: What?
FG: I need a great big bucket to mix the stripper in.....like THAT one. Can I use that? *points to the bin I was wheeling around*
Me: Ah, I don't think so. This is our damaged good bin. You'll have to check with the manager. *pages GM to back room*
*GM calls backroom phone; tells me they can use whatever is in the janitor's closet*
FG: No! That stuff won't do! I need THAT!
Me: Well, that's what the manager told me to tell you. Plus, this bin isn't stable enough. You fill this with liquid and it'll tip over for sure. Why dont' you come with me? I'll take you up to see the manager and you can discuss it with him.
*as if to drive the point home, the bin suddenly tipped over while I was wheeling it back up front, and it was mostly empty!*
Total
situation. First of all, why are you arguing with ME about this? I told you! TALK TO THE MANAGER!
Second, why in God's name do you need US to provide a bucket for you? Isn't it your company's responsibility to provide you with the equipment you need to perform the services they offer? And isn't it your JOB to make sure you have all the gear you need before going o the job site? Not to mention showing up on the day you are supposed to do the job, not the next day? And why are you barging into my backroom unannounced?
And to top it all off, I think they did a piss poor job on the floor. The new wax is very uneven, and all over the store there are this irregular yellow patches that look like spills (or like someone took a leak there), which are apparently the result of "flowback" from stripped that had seeped under the shelves. If I had been the GM, I would have been totally unsatisfied and would have demanded that they come back out and redo it, properly this time.
Well, we were due for one this past weekend. In preparation, we spent Friday and Saturday pulling all of the shippers, pallets, stack-ups, and other loose items from teh sales floor and cramming them into the back room, conference room, and into Lock-Up. We also took all the furniture out of the break room (except for the vending machines).
The floor crew was due at 8:30 Saturday night. When 8:30 rolled aournd, they weren't there. The GM and the Ops manager (who had come in specifically for the strip & rewax) were getting mighty pissed.
At about 8:40, one of the floor guys called, claiming that "he couldn't find us." Um, hello? We arent' exactly hard to find. We're also in the SAME PLACE we were last year when you did our last floor job!
Then, shortly after closing, they called again. This time, he asked if we could reschedule the appointment.
OM: NO! No no no no no! We can NOT reschedule! We've spent two days prepping for this. I have everything off the floor! It HAS to be done tonight!........What do you mean?"
The guy had just dropped a bombshell, claiming that his partner hadn't showed up and that he couldn't do the job himself. I'm assuming - therefore - that his little bit about not being able to find the plce was a lie intended to buy a little more time while he waited for his buddy.
They still hadn't shown up by the time I went home. The Ops manager was almost shaking with anger, wanting to call the home office facoliites manager to cancel the contract with the floor company.
The next day when I came in, it was obvious that the floors hadn't been done.
To GM: Well, this isn't a good sign......
GM: Huh?
Me: THe floors.....
GM: Yeah, they never showed up!
Me: Bastards.....
GM: Yeah, tell me about it......
Me: Are they coming back.
GM: They said they'll come tonight. They'd better. IF they don't, I'm putting everything back on the floor and we won't get one this year. Fuck it. I can't keep this up while they get their act together.
They did come, though I didn't know it until one of them let himself into the backroom while the store was still open and started poking around!
Me: Excuse me! This area is for employees only!
Floor Guy: I'm with the floor crew. I'm looking for a bucket.
Me: What?
FG: I need a great big bucket to mix the stripper in.....like THAT one. Can I use that? *points to the bin I was wheeling around*
Me: Ah, I don't think so. This is our damaged good bin. You'll have to check with the manager. *pages GM to back room*
*GM calls backroom phone; tells me they can use whatever is in the janitor's closet*
FG: No! That stuff won't do! I need THAT!
Me: Well, that's what the manager told me to tell you. Plus, this bin isn't stable enough. You fill this with liquid and it'll tip over for sure. Why dont' you come with me? I'll take you up to see the manager and you can discuss it with him.
*as if to drive the point home, the bin suddenly tipped over while I was wheeling it back up front, and it was mostly empty!*
Total
situation. First of all, why are you arguing with ME about this? I told you! TALK TO THE MANAGER!Second, why in God's name do you need US to provide a bucket for you? Isn't it your company's responsibility to provide you with the equipment you need to perform the services they offer? And isn't it your JOB to make sure you have all the gear you need before going o the job site? Not to mention showing up on the day you are supposed to do the job, not the next day? And why are you barging into my backroom unannounced?
And to top it all off, I think they did a piss poor job on the floor. The new wax is very uneven, and all over the store there are this irregular yellow patches that look like spills (or like someone took a leak there), which are apparently the result of "flowback" from stripped that had seeped under the shelves. If I had been the GM, I would have been totally unsatisfied and would have demanded that they come back out and redo it, properly this time.




I AM the evil bastard!


all in one sentence.

Three times that night I caught him on his cell phone. I wrote that on his comment sheet.
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