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  • I got run over by a Shoplifter....

    So it's a normal day at the shop: I'm shelving some Manga and Anime Artbooks, telling the lazy kids to get thier asses off the floor, and cleaning up.

    So as I was about to turn to put some extra Naruto mangas onto the V-cart, this kid runs into me. More like; he slams into me, sending me flying into the manga shelf, sending the Naruto flying into the air, and him crashing into the V-cart, where his foot sends the V-cart recoiling back and hitting him straight on his noggin. Me on the other hand is saved from a potential neck injury or snapped neck due to me piling some Manga on the shelf right next to the same title already on the shelf. My head hits the manga, which causes me to fall onto another kid on the floor reading.

    As i'm trying to regain my bearings, several security guards, two customers, and my Co-worker/LP Guy come running to where I was. They find the guy out cold, and me on top of this teenage boy, who has this big grin on his face. I then realise he's grabbing my breasts!!

    I get off the kid quickly and give him "the stare", and the security guards are trying to prop this guy against the shelf. Turns out the "Customers" were LP from another store, and had fingered the guy for shoplifting. They tried to confront him, but he bolted, and Mall Security got involved because he had run across the playground and shoved a few kids off the playsets and into them. He then thought it'll be a good idea to lose the fuzz in my store. Only problem is, once he rounded the turn, he ran smack into me!!

    The Cops and Medics came, gave me and the guy a clean bill of health, and the cops arrested the guy for Shoplifting and Assault (Me and the kids he shoved). Of course I did press charges.

  • #2
    Wow. You got lucky in not getting injured. Shoulda told security that other kid grabbed you and got a scare thrown into him. Somehow I'm not sorry mr. shoplifter got knocked on the head. Wait. No. I AM sorry. Sorry that it wasn't harder. Jerk.
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    • #3
      This is a perfect example of why you should never chase a shoplifter. Whatever they are stealing, it's not worth someone getting hurt, or worse.

      Just get as good a description you can - and a plate numberif possible - then call the cops.
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      • #4
        I truly hate shoplifters. They ruin everything for everybody.
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        • #5
          Quoth Dave1982 View Post
          This is a perfect example of why you should never chase a shoplifter.
          Nope, I never would chase them, but I have a 150 pound Rottie that loves moving targets.
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          • #6
            You gave "the stare" to the teen who grabbed your breasts? Wow, you're nicer than I would've been...

            I think I would've sworn at him... and tried to get him banned from the store or something...
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            • #7
              I would've at least given a bit of a lecture or a hard time, and possibly even smacked him, lightly, across the face. (the boob-grabber)

              But wow, I'm glad you're ok!
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              • #8
                I'd have just slapped his hand away and walked off.
                Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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