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  • #1

    Snake Button

    One of my old co-workers thought of the greatest drive-thru button. The snake button. The customer starts doing their whiney crap, or procrastination or whatever, and you press the snake button. A pissed off poisonous friend lunges out of the speaker and takes down the annoyance. Nothing to kill them, just render them unconcious. Then have the janitors come clean it up. The day after this, he put a little note one of the buttons, he labeled "snake" We both laughed about it for hours, pressing it and saying "Human, The other other white meat." No one else got it and the managers looked at us like we were crazy. The button lasted 6 months, and as far as I know, is still there.
    It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
    ~~~H.L. Mencken
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    It's all funny now, but wait till Samuel L Jackson comes thru your Drive Thru.

    "I'm tired of these McSnakes in this McDrive Thru!"
    "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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    • #3
      If you need to borrow any cobras, you just let me know.
      "But I don't want to be among mad people."
      You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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      • #4
        That's a good one.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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