'It's all your fualt'

[GingerBiscuit]

My manager has decided that he is (jokingly) going to blame me when thigns go wrong.
This is after a customer tried to blame me for her leaving her card behind. They have decided that they cna blame me for everything now.

I said yeah, including nuclear war.

[Delphae]

I had a friend who would blame me for the weather. She had her own special brand of logic.

[iradney]

Whenever something at work goes wrong, I normally use one of two responses:

For general stuff ups "It wasn't me!"

for slow internet "Yeah, it's coz I'm downloading circus porn..."

Of course they they know i'm kidding with the last one...

And in our house, we blame each other for everything. In a nice, jokey way of course!

[Broomjockey]

Heh, at my first job, I'd constantly say "Frank/Steve/Joe/insert name of someone who's never worked here did it" when asked why something was like how it was. It was really funny the day I accidentally used the name of someone who'd quit a couple months ago under some fairly humourous circumstances, and the person I said it to didn't remember my propensity for blaming things on invisible people. So from then on it became "Humourous Quitter's fault"

[Becks]

As best as I can figure out, according to one person, everything that ever has, will or is currently going wrong is MY FAULT.


And not in a good way.

[lordlundar]

I have become the official department scapegoat for my new store. Any time someone screws up, "It's LL's fault." I just give responses ranging from "yeah, yeah" to the maniacal laughter. depending on my mood and how busy I am.

So of course whenever I'm to talk to a manager, my first response is "I plead innocent!"

[GingerBiscuit]

Today, it is my fault that:
The new card machines are complicated
The middle tills been broken for a month
It was quiet today.

[Andara Bledin]

Whenever something goes wrong at my work, we figure out who isn't working that day and it's their fault.

If nobody called out or is on vacation, then we blame the guy who works in our out-of-state satellite warehouse.

At home, I blame Nekojin. He then says it's not his fault, and I tell him I blame him anyway.

^-.-^

[Bandit]

At my office we rotate the scapegoat with the pager. The person who is about to get the pager is always the scapegoat-du-jour.

It works for us.

B

[Aldous]

I used to blame the witches that inhabited the freezer. Quite a funny story behind that. My one manager couldn't find 200+ sausage patties, they just upped and dissapeared. I said that there were witches in the freezer that made various meats disappear. They were later "found" as a mistype of the amount we actually had. So if the drink machine wouldn't work, I'd yell "IT'S A WITCH!!!!!!! BURN HER!!!!!" They were my scapegoat for mistakes too. "What happened?" "The Witches made me do it with their black magicks!!!!"