hope I'm not going to jail now

[TNT]

It's not illegal to insult someone.

Thankfully, that's true... otherwise I'd be in the SuperMax prison.

[Greenday]

It's not illegal to insult someone. And even if it was, she insulted you first. This girl is an idiot.

You'd be surprised. Saying the phrase "Blow me" can be considered sexual harassment these days.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You'd be surprised. Saying the phrase "Blow me" can be considered sexual harassment these days.

But...but...SHE STARTED IT!!!

[Rapscallion]

You'd be surprised. Saying the phrase "Blow me" can be considered sexual harassment these days.

I'm told it can be a very effective pick-up line in certain bars.

Rapscallion

[jparenti]

It isn't really sexual harassment. You can walk up to someone and say, "Wanna do it in the bathroom?" If they say no and you walk away, nothing illegal transpired. You saying, "Blow me" isn't illegal (but you could get fired for it).
But no, the cops SHOULD NOT be involved and if they do, get in contact with the State's or District Attorney in your area. If you didn't chase her out the door screaming and touching her breasts, no crime was commited.

[bob the goat]

I worked for a grocery store about a hundred years ago. They had just tightened the ID laws and stiffened the penalties, so they were doing a large crackdown. I had a minor try to buy a pack from me. I spotted the fake ID. I called security to my lane. They busted the girl.

2 days later my manager came over and told me that I had to report to the security office, that the police wanted to talk to me. They gave me a certificate and shook my hand for passing the test and catching the fake ID.

It MAY not be a bad thing.

(You don’t have any warrants out against you do you? If you are curious call the police station from a payphone.)

[GingerBiscuit]

I'm told it can be a very effective pick-up line in certain bars.

Rapscallion

Yeah. Some of the clubs round here it's more romantic than the standard pick-up line.
'Hey, wanna **** round the back of the club?'

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Thankfully, that's true... otherwise I'd be in the SuperMax prison.

With a bad-tempered roomate named RecoveringKinkoid.

[aurelemsrealm]

A co-worker just called me and said the police were looking for me, in relation to an incident with a customer I had just before the end of my shift...

So here's what happened: Girl wanted cigarettes, no ID, she was rude about it, ending with her saying "Kiss my ass" and I finally lost my cool and said "Blow me". There weren't any other customers around or anything, although I know that wasn't really cool anyway...but calling the cops?

What, its against the law to say "blow me" now?

I probably would have come back with some insulting, smartassed comment rather than simply saying, "Blow me."

Her: "Kiss my ass."

Me: (If she was fat) "That's a lot of acreage to cover."
(Otherwise) "Remind me of which end is which again."

That distinction aside, I tend to have the same attitude toward sucky customers. To hell with them!

Anyway, I wouldn't have worried about it. If your local cops are like ours, they'd just laugh about it, have another cup of coffee, and that would be the end of it. If anything, our local cops usually ask us about an incident just because they thought it was funny and want to know more details. We always exchange stories, and most of the times our sucky customers do double duty as their detainees.

[Jester]

I'm told it can be a very effective pick-up line in certain bars.

Yes. Especially the ones where men are dancing with other men.

[blas]

Do you know how many times people said things like "Fuck you!" and "Blow me!" and "Kiss my ass!" and "You fucking bitch!" and the like when I refused to sell smokes without ID?

Granted, I never actually said anything inappropriate back, other than "See ya" or"Get lost" was maybe my meanest comeback....

But if you actually got in trouble for it, I'd fight it. That's bullshit.

[aurelemsrealm]

You know, I think I could get a lot meaner with some of them if it wasn't for needing the job. I don't think I'd have a bit of a moral quibble with the thought of tasering some jerk who wants to be difficult, tying said jerk to a chair, stuffing the entire pack of cigarettes in the jerk's mouth, and lighting it on fire.

Sorry, I was daydreaming again......

[Rapscallion]

Dr? Did you get arrested, then?

Spill the beans! It's been a week since your last post in this thread.

Er, oh...

Rapscallion

[Becks]

I'm told it can be a very effective pick-up line in certain bars.

You're "told" or you know from experience?

[Rapscallion]

Most definitely told.

I've only ever once asked a lass out, and I got two rejections from different girls within a few hours, which I think gives me a 200% failure rate with women.

I'm quite proud of that one, actually.

Rapscallion