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    The other day a co-worker of mine stopped by on her day off on her way to a fancy lunch. she was dressed up to the nines, gownless evening strap and all.

    This conversation happened a couple of days later...

    J - said co-worker
    M - guy who was working with me at the time
    P - runs the not-KFC next door

    J: I stopped in here the other day on my way to that lunch, and M's eyes nearly fell out. He said "You look... nice"
    P: I bet he was drooling too.
    J: Just about. Edible_hat didn't say anything though.
    P: Well he's got a woman, he's not allowed to say nice things about other women. M probably doesn't have one.
    Me: What do you mean probably? And you're right P, also my woman does taekwondo.

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    hehe.. good conversation!
    Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it.

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    • #3
      Quoth edible_hat View Post
      gownless evening strap
      Well, no wonder M was drooling!
      Those who are loudest about their qualifications, tend to have the least merit to their claims.

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      • #4
        Gownless evening strap. heheee.
        Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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        • #5
          Quoth Fawn View Post
          hehe.. good conversation!
          Yeah we have some good repartee going. The old guy who owns the place sometimes fills his car, then parks it around the back and puts the fuel through as a drive-off. One time when he did it, M and I started teasing him when he came in... "We saw you do a drive off! We'll tell the owner!" His reply: "Oh that doesn't matter, he won't care."

          and another time:

          owner: "Give me my cigarettes please"
          J: "I can't remember which brand you have."
          Me: "I do!"
          Owner: "You'll go far with this company, you brown-noser."

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          • #6
            "Pardon My Planet", March 3, 2005
            Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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