So i started my new job about a mo nth back and I have now left the the Canadian version of Wal-Mart. So far everything is going great, I love my new workplace and my managers seem to want to keep me for fulltime 
Now the story about my first night on the "SKUD". This is a drivable fork that we use to transport up to 6 pallets at once around the store. Not to hard to menuever once you get used to it. Just drive smart.
On the first night someone was in my way and I decided to mosey past him with a fancy tiny swerve move I had been using all night. Only beforehand I had been using it on normal speed. This time I did it at "Rabbit" speed.
Long story short on the way out of my fancy swerve I managed to send my first pallet flying off my skud. This was a pallet of about $600.00 worth of chocolate in tins. This pallet managed to go flying into a pallet of bananas......which fell onto a pallet of apples.....which fell into a pallet of lemons and potatoes.....which knicked a pallet of pears.
My manager came running over laughing his head off and told me "Dont worry, thats first of many spills, just be more careful!!!!"
Another manager came up and said "We should go and see what his expression was on the camera when he realised he lost a pallet!!!!" My only response?
"All you would see is resigned acceptance..."

Now the story about my first night on the "SKUD". This is a drivable fork that we use to transport up to 6 pallets at once around the store. Not to hard to menuever once you get used to it. Just drive smart.
On the first night someone was in my way and I decided to mosey past him with a fancy tiny swerve move I had been using all night. Only beforehand I had been using it on normal speed. This time I did it at "Rabbit" speed.
Long story short on the way out of my fancy swerve I managed to send my first pallet flying off my skud. This was a pallet of about $600.00 worth of chocolate in tins. This pallet managed to go flying into a pallet of bananas......which fell onto a pallet of apples.....which fell into a pallet of lemons and potatoes.....which knicked a pallet of pears.
My manager came running over laughing his head off and told me "Dont worry, thats first of many spills, just be more careful!!!!"
Another manager came up and said "We should go and see what his expression was on the camera when he realised he lost a pallet!!!!" My only response?
"All you would see is resigned acceptance..."

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