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  • #1

    A 147-year-old lady owes my company money.

    She's 305 feet tall, stands in a harbor near a famous U.S. eastern seaboard city, and holds a torch. I have to go research her account and call one of her staff. XD
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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  • #2
    Stop huddling at her feet!
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Keep attacking them for the amount, I hear her parents will surrender quickly.
      AkaiKitsune
      Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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      • #4
        How in the world does the Statue of . . . Well, how in the planet does a statue owe a bill to anyone?
        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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        • #5
          Quoth Kristev View Post
          How in the world does the Statue of . . . Well, how in the planet does a statue owe a bill to anyone?
          Statu(t)e law?
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            "This enormous woman will devour us all!"

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaP8tN6QNrc
            Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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            • #7
              "Makes you wonder...if she's naked under that toga."

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              • #8
                Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
                "Makes you wonder...if she's naked under that toga."
                Well, under our clothes we're all naked.
                Last edited by MadMike; 03-18-2022, 12:52 PM. Reason: Please don't quote the image
                Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kristev View Post
                  How in the world does the Statue of . . . Well, how in the planet does a statue owe a bill to anyone?
                  Maybe it went on a shopping spree without anyone noticing?
                  Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
                    Keep attacking them for the amount, I hear her parents will surrender quickly.
                    LOL my brother said, "Well. yeah."



                    Quoth Kristev View Post
                    How in the world does the Statue of . . . Well, how in the planet does a statue owe a bill to anyone?
                    The office uses our equipment and got behind on the lease. Her name is the name of the company on the lease. I got ahold of the Accounts Payable person and they're paying this week.




                    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                    • #11
                      Quoth mjr View Post

                      Well, under our clothes we're all naked.
                      Let's all get naked!
                      The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth mjr View Post
                        Well, under our clothes we're all naked.
                        There is body paint...
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth dalesys View Post
                          There is body paint...
                          Yes, but under the paint you're naked, too...
                          Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                          • #14
                            Naked conga!
                            The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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