Have a nice ... um ... I mean, thank you for shopping here

[Pixelated]

I usually end transactions with "Have a nice day" or "Have a nice evening", depending on the shift I'm working.

But when somebody comes through my line with four different types of personal lubricant, I'm not sure about sticking with this closing comment ....

[csquared]

Have e great evening?

[Jay 2K Winger]

Maybe give the customer a look, then look at their purchase, then back up at them and say "Have fun."

[KuariKaydrith]

Offer them some condoms and a cucumber to go along with their purchase?

[Pixelated]

Have e great evening?

Or possibly ... "I see you definitely WILL have a great evening ...."

Maybe give the customer a look, then look at their purchase, then back up at them and say "Have fun."

The "look" being , of course ...

Offer them some condoms and a cucumber to go along with their purchase?

I can just see explaining THAT to the store manager.
"C'mon, sir, whatever happened to top-level customer service??"

[dalesys]

... "C'mon, sir, whatever happened to topbottom-level customer service??" ...

Fixed that for you.

[Pixelated]

OUCH. I don't think even our union (although TBH it's not much of a union) could get me out of that one!