You're buying what now??

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You're buying what now??

01-10-2026, 01:43 AM

When I scan stuff at the grocery store, what pops up on the screen on my register is almost always a shortened version of the brand name + the product.

So today I scanned a container of organic beet juice and the brand name + product was shortened to ... "LEWD ORG BEET JC."
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01-10-2026, 02:10 AM

Music store(y): MOZ DONG

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Yesterday, 05:01 PM

A bag of assorted chocolate candy: ASS CHOCOLATE

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Yesterday, 10:40 PM

Write this stuff down as a shopping list and leave it lying around ... especially at your workplace.
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