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  • Back in motel hell...

    Scared you, didn't I? Don't worry -- I didn't go back to the hotel. I worked for about four hours yesterday night there, however because the boss, my old boss, wanted to leave early and go to dinner with her family.

    No so you'd notice. She decided that dinner wasn't so important that it couldn't wait two more hours while she begged me to come back.

    Some highlights:

    "Will you come back for $10 an hour?"

    "Will you come back for two months free rent?" (I rent my house from her, but that will hopefully change soon also.)

    Basically, she's desperate. I don't care. I hated that place, and I was reminded of why, not fifteen minutes after I came in. I had four guests to deal with total during the time I was there.

    Guest number one was an old man who came in right about fifteen minutes after I arrived.

    "I have a lot of stuff that I don't want to carry upstairs, so I'd like a room on the first floor. I have AAA and AARP, too."

    Translation: I'm lazy and I'm old so give me a discount.

    Guest number two was a man who was already staying at the hotel. He came to the front and asked:

    "Is there an ice machine anywhere in this building?"

    The boss was still there and told him there was.

    "Oh yeah? Well where is it? Isn't there one anywhere? Anywhere?!"

    Guests three and four didn't cause any trouble, but between the first two, who were very typical of what I had to deal with dozens of times a day, and my boss begging and begging and begging and begging, I got plenty pissed. It was to the point that she was offering ridiculous amounts of money for me to come back, like $20 an hour, which is just stupid. She can't and won't pay that much. She knows it and I know it. But... she just wanted to know if I would come back for that much money. The answer, honestly, is no because I hate that job so much.

    She's desperate, like I said, but all I can say further is that if she paid her employees what they were worth and paid them enough to put up with the public, then she wouldn't keep losing them.
    Drive it like it's a county car.

  • #2
    Quoth hauntedheadnc View Post
    Scared you, didn't I?
    Guest number one was an old man who came in right about fifteen minutes after I arrived.

    "I have a lot of stuff that I don't want to carry upstairs, so I'd like a room on the first floor. I have AAA and AARP, too."

    Translation: I'm lazy and I'm old so give me a discount.
    Yes, you did scare me! I was worried about why you hadn't posted in awhile.

    As for the old man, so what? I have AAA and AARP card, too and I'm only 37! Yes, the AARP is so desperate for money (to buy political power) from everyone they can get it from they will send a card to everyone and their dog in hopes of collecting "dues". I keep the card for laughs, but will never send them a dime.

    That is why I had to try really hard not to laugh at some old fart threatening to sic the AARP on me for daring to call him about a bill he owed.
    Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

    If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

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    • #3
      Quoth Misanthropical View Post
      As for the old man, so what? I have AAA and AARP card, too and I'm only 37! Yes, the AARP is so desperate for money (to buy political power) from everyone they can get it from they will send a card to everyone and their dog in hopes of collecting "dues". I keep the card for laughs, but will never send them a dime.
      It's true my step-mom has had one for ages and convinced my dad to get one. They keep it around for the useless discounts.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        Quoth Misanthropical View Post
        As for the old man, so what? I have AAA and AARP card, too and I'm only 37! Yes, the AARP is so desperate for money (to buy political power) from everyone they can get it from they will send a card to everyone and their dog in hopes of collecting "dues". I keep the card for laughs, but will never send them a dime.
        Two years ago, I got an AARP membership application in the mail on my birthday.

        My 25th birthday.

        I think it's not so much anyone trying to get an AARP discount as it is the fact that after that long a time working at the motel, the very word "discount" makes my bowels quiver. I hate that word, because the people who stayed or who tried to stay at my motel were the cheapest bastards to ever curse the face of God's gray earth. You could have told them the rate was $.25, and if you also hand over your pocket lint, we'll upgrade you to a suite, and they still would have whipped out their AAA or AARP cards and demanded a discount.

        I suppose the better way of translating the first guest's true meaning would have been to say:

        "I'm lazy and I'm cheap so give me a discount."
        Drive it like it's a county car.

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        • #5
          Once you move out of her house are you going to tell her the TRUTH about her job and herself, or are you keeping the bridge unburned?

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          • #6
            I would have challenged her and asked her if she truly would pay you $20 an hour. I mean, you'd know the real answer, but it'd be funny to see her struggle for words.

            Kind of like when I quit the gas station and it dawned on my manager that it was back to HER having to cover call-ins and work evening shifts again. I did get a few ridiculous offers. She said she'd talk to the boss about getting me insurance and vacation to make up for all the days that I had to come in for coworkers....I knew she really couldn't do it and the owner would not give me insurance. But her desperation was pretty hilarious!
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              Quoth Crazeyal View Post
              Once you move out of her house are you going to tell her the TRUTH about her job and herself, or are you keeping the bridge unburned?
              I'll probably keep it unburned. But two months free rent... can you see the failure in logic here? I'm supposed to come back to a job I can't stand for a grand total of $1100, while making the same shit wages I made before, while working fewer hours.

              And yet, I'm supposed to leap all over that offer.

              Something about that offer really just burns me up.
              Drive it like it's a county car.

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              • #8
                Quoth hauntedheadnc View Post
                Two years ago, I got an AARP membership application in the mail on my birthday.

                My 25th birthday.
                *Sigh*

                When you're 25 and get the AARP card mailed you laugh. When you get it when you're 50, the reaction is quite different.
                This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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                • #9
                  Quoth bigjimaz View Post
                  *Sigh*

                  When you're 25 and get the AARP card mailed you laugh. When you get it when you're 50, the reaction is quite different.
                  Truer words were never spoken!

                  LZ

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Misanthropical View Post
                    I have AAA and AARP card, too and I'm only 37! Yes, the AARP is so desperate for money (to buy political power) from everyone they can get it from they will send a card to everyone and their dog in hopes of collecting "dues".
                    Ah, that explains why they keep sending me mail, trying to get me to join! (I'm 39.) I thought maybe someone was playing a mean joke on me.

                    Thanks, I don't feel so old now.
                    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                    • #11
                      I was begining to wonder about my real age too. 25 and AARP has sent me and my 24 yr old wife "Join Now" mailers already.
                      If today is an indication of the rest of the week, I'm going to need to start drinking. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Crawley View Post
                        I was begining to wonder about my real age too. 25 and AARP has sent me and my 24 yr old wife "Join Now" mailers already.
                        Thing is, they've never sent anything to my hubby, and he's four years older than I am! That's why I thought maybe it was a joke on me.
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