Things I am not allowed to do at work.

[fireheart]

That's snow crayon. I'm just happy to see you.

So glad I wasn't drinking anything!

[BrenDAnn]

New, from my night shift cw's list of demands ideas: We are not allowed to install a big screen LCD TV in the kitchen. Also, coworker J is most definitely NOT allowed to have his Ouija board in the store!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Do not hand a co-worker a boxed dutch oven, for purposes of telling everybody else I gave said co-worker a dutch oven.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Call Spam Guy a "dick" in the group chat for prank calling us.

[lobo94]

Plan my coronation for when I become the Rightful Ruler of the Universe!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Plan my coronation for when I become the Rightful Ruler of the Universe!

Damn right you shouldn't be doing that at work.








Everyone knows that I'm the Rightful Ruler of the Universe!

[Iseeyouthere]

I'm going to be a supervisor for some High School end of year exams this year...


I am not allowed to:
- Post a sign that says "Welcome to Hell" on the door. (Even though the students would find this funny)
- Make funny faces at them while they are thinking of question 12
- Mouth "You fail" at them
- Mutter letters like A, B, C, D in random order
- Accept bribes
- Sneak up behind the students and scare them
- When they ask if they can use the toilet, give them a bottle
- Fall asleep (just because I'm wearing sunglasses, doesn't mean I'm allowed to sleep)
- Laugh at an answer the student has written (even if it the correct one)
- Hum the Jaws theme as I walk around (even though it is the perfect setting)
- Wear any shoes that causes loud or funny noises
- Make tick tock noises
- When the exam is over, I am not allowed to say "Time's up. If you haven't finished, you're screwed"

[fireheart]

Do not, under any circumstances, ask your boss what you can do while a coworker is "doing" your register.

I can ask, but I should ask what I can do while he is counting/using my register instead....

(this was me, at about 9am in the morning...)

[dalesys]

...a coworker is "doing" your register.

Doesn't that rhyme with boing! ?

[fireheart]

Doesn't that rhyme with boing! ?

Sorry should have elaborated: down here, "doing" something refers to inserting your erm....screw into someone elses screwhole....

(best way I could make it SFW)

[Gizmo]

Tell my boss "I'm going home and wont be back tomorrow..." (leaving time for confusion and then shock to appear on his face) "...because I've got a day off!"

(He laughed once I'd completed the sentence and admitted he'd forgotten he'd signed my leave request).

[Ghel]

I caught myself singing "Pumped up Kicks" by Foster the People at work today, and I realized that's probably not something I should be singing at a bank.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I caught myself singing "Pumped up Kicks" by Foster the People at work today, and I realized that's probably not something I should be singing at a bank.

It's probably not something I should be listening to, given my current mood.

But I am.

[Kagato]

Not allowed to tell customers their vest will emit a painful but non-lethal zap upon their third warning by the shock sensor (It's amazing how many people BELIEVED that! ><)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I am not Sofia Vergara, so quit talking like her already.