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  • #1

    My brain to mouth filter didn't work!

    My supervisor was standing next to me and my coworker and said "I need something sweet to eat" and my filter broke and I said "We are sweet!"

    As soon as I said it I realized I should have just kept quiet. OOPS! My supervisor said "I can't eat you ladies" and walked off.

    I told my coworker to remind me to check my brain to mouth filter from now on.
    Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

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    I've totally done that one or something similar...

    I've also said "Bite Me!" to someone who proceeded to actually bite me.

    On my first day of my new job I grouched about pants with fake pockets to the head tech guy, demanding he look at how ridiculous it was that they made pants with FAKE back pockets.

    He blushed and responded, "I think looking at your rear might provoke a lawsuit."
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    • #3
      The first time I have said this, it was an accident. However, it went over so well, I've said it occasionally since then.

      Person A: I'm hungry.
      Me: I can think of something you can eat.

      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Quoth Saydrah View Post
        I've also said "Bite Me!" to someone who proceeded to actually bite me.
        I've bit someone who said bite me. It's fun being literal!
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        • #5
          Yeah, now I do it too- contagious literalism!
          My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

          Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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          • #6
            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            It's fun being literal!
            That's very true.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              Quoth Saydrah View Post
              I've also said "Bite Me!" to someone who proceeded to actually bite me.
              Gross! Please tell me it was a little kid...

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              • #8
                Quoth Dark-Star View Post
                Gross! Please tell me it was a little kid...
                The last time I did it, I was about 22. No one's had the guts to say it to me since then, so I've not had the chance.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Misanthropical View Post
                  I told my coworker to remind me to check my brain to mouth filter from now on.
                  i don't see anything inappropriate
                  (then again i've worked with mostly men for the past 12 years so my sense of humor is, at times, rather twisted)

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                  • #10
                    If I were your supervisor, I would have told you that "Cannibalism is frowned upon by HR."
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Meadhands View Post
                      If I were your supervisor, I would have told you that "Cannibalism is frowned upon by HR."
                      That's fucking awesome.
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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