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    We're addicted to Full Throttle at work (coke's energy drink). The other night I got elected to go to the store and get a few of em. This guy wants a black one, other dude wants a red one, other dude said they've got new green ones and thats what he wants.

    So I hurry and grab them all and the clerk bags them up. I get back to the store and the guy starts acting out a pulp fiction scene.

    He said 'reach in that bag and give me my full throttle.'

    'Which one is it?'

    'Its the one that says Bad Mother Fucker.'

    I pull out the green one and look at it. no way its called 'Bad Mother'

    He said 'thats it, thats my bad motherfucker', takes it and just walks off like nothing happened.

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    MODERATOR NOTE: Edited the thread title with a language warning.
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    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
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      BAD MOTHER FUCKER.
      Last edited by Ree; 03-03-2008, 10:43 PM.
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        pulp fiction anyone?
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          Quoth Sprocket View Post
          the guy starts acting out a pulp fiction scene.
          Quoth toolbert View Post
          pulp fiction anyone?
          I'm going to go with......mmmmmmm.....hhh.....

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            He said 'thats it, thats my bad motherfucker', takes it and just walks off like nothing happened.
            You know, that almost sounds like something that would be spouted off from one suspected baby daddy to another on "Baby Daddy Day" on Maury.
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              "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee....."


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