I'm a security guard working graveyards at a golf resort. The other night a cop drove up to me and we just chatted for a while(their nights get boring in these parts). Out of nowhere he asks me: "You want to be a cop?" I stare dumbly at him for a second before my mind fully registers what he has asked me(we seriously were talking about the weather or something, this was out of nowhere). So I say: "I would love to be a cop, but I don't think I'd make it through the academy."
He goes on to say that the academy is actually really easy, and that even a big ol' fat guy like myself could pass it if I worked hard. He gives me a card with the recruiting sergeant's name and number on it and tells me to give him a call.
Today was the earliest I could call(day off) and unfortunately the sergeant I need to speak to was at the shooting range today and won't be taking calls. I was told to call back Monday. So I will, and I look forward to speaking with him.
I'm really excited about this. I've wanted to be a cop since I was a little kid. It's part of the reason I became a security guard. But I never thought I'd make it through the academy, on account of me being a fat, lazy bastard. I said that to the cop when he asked me if I wanted to be a cop, and he laughed out loud. He said there are cops bigger than me on the force and they have no problems; you just have to work hard. And dammit, if this works out for me I will work hard.
Just think, in a few months(how long is academy training? Six weeks? Nine?) I could be a police officer. Just imagine the SC tales I could tell then.
Wish me luck!
He goes on to say that the academy is actually really easy, and that even a big ol' fat guy like myself could pass it if I worked hard. He gives me a card with the recruiting sergeant's name and number on it and tells me to give him a call.
Today was the earliest I could call(day off) and unfortunately the sergeant I need to speak to was at the shooting range today and won't be taking calls. I was told to call back Monday. So I will, and I look forward to speaking with him.
I'm really excited about this. I've wanted to be a cop since I was a little kid. It's part of the reason I became a security guard. But I never thought I'd make it through the academy, on account of me being a fat, lazy bastard. I said that to the cop when he asked me if I wanted to be a cop, and he laughed out loud. He said there are cops bigger than me on the force and they have no problems; you just have to work hard. And dammit, if this works out for me I will work hard.
Just think, in a few months(how long is academy training? Six weeks? Nine?) I could be a police officer. Just imagine the SC tales I could tell then.
Wish me luck!
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