Nude Bowling!

[blas]

Dammit Mike, you just HAD to go there.

Take all the hair off of the 14 pound balls and voila, now you have 8 pound balls.

Is it kind of sick and gross that when I go bowling, I have to use the kids' balls?

*hides in shame*

[Lingering Grin]

Umm has the person that came up with this idea ever been to a nudest coloney??? These are going to be normal people not hot 20 something models from the playboy masion.

Except that there are no nudists colonies within 100 miles of the city, let alone that building

[Broomjockey]

I have to use the kids' balls?

*hides in shame*

Blas play's with kids' balls!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Does blas need the bumpers too?

[XCashier]

Umm has the person that came up with this idea ever been to a nudest coloney??? These are going to be normal people not hot 20 something models from the playboy masion.

Um, yeah. These folks aren't going to look like supermodels or Olympic athletes. You're going to see flabby, scrawny, out-of-shape folks with bellies hanging down to their knees and saggy bosoms hanging down to the waists. And that's just the men...!

[Rapscallion]

I would not want to be the one cleaning barstools or ANY seating area after that!

I've never been to a nudist colony, but as far as I am aware the ettiquette is that practitioners carry a towel around with them for sitting on.

Rapscallion

[Saydrah]

Honestly, as long as nobody is required to work those nights, it's a fun idea. No, hot Playboy models won't be bowling nude- older hairy flabby people will be bowling nude. But what's wrong with fostering some healthy tolerance for average bodies?

However, you might have to start recruiting employees with nudist newsletter ads or something....

[JLRodgers]

I've never been to a nudist colony, but as far as I am aware the ettiquette is that practitioners carry a towel around with them for sitting on.

Rapscallion

You are, and be covered up (if a man) if certain things happen. Or woman if during certain times of the month. Well, might be location-specific for some things, but a towel to sit on is normally required.

Not that I've been to one, but I've written articles about it in the past.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

This COULD work, but there's potential for problems. I hope whoever came up with this consulted a lawyer first.

[crazylegs]

Personlly I think this whole idea was put forward by someone who had a lot of disposable chair covers to get rid of.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I have a 14 lb ball AND a 16 lb ball. What now?

Sounds lopsided to me.


But really . . . nude bowling in the workplace? Unless it's been thoroughly researched, that could be opening up a can of worms.

OTOH . . . that would most definitely be an eyeful - and then some.

[Acolyte]

'You know what the problem with nudist colonies is?'
'What?'
'No quality control.'
-Sluggy Freelance.

[Lingering Grin]

But really . . . nude bowling in the workplace?

This is for the customers, not the employees.
I work at a bowling alley

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This is for the customers, not the employees.
I work at a bowling alley

Yeah. So nude bowling in the workplace. YOUR workplace.

[BusBus]

All liabilities aside, I think it sounds like it could be a lot of fun for the nudist crowd. I am not a nudist myself, but I feel that it's harmless. If a bunch of naked people want to go bowling...why not?