Short, simple, wierd.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

But seriously, the return was approved because.....? At least it wasn't moldy.

The head cashier is a proven idiot.

Remember, he's the guy that accepted a return on the Hairy cakes and the Great Canadian Moldking.

Plus the icing was a terrible shade of pee yellow.

[Becks]

What a waste.

Well, except for the cherries, but anyhoo.

[Boochan]

Odd..

I admit to having returned an eaten cake before.
But only because it tasted like some toxic chemical had seeped through the sponge part of it.

[Triscuitty]

Wow, you would think somebody would have noticed, at some point, a person messing up a cake like that. Unless maybe the culprit carried it off into a bathroom stall or something...? Weird!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Does this mean we get to blame Cartman?

I cannot eat one more bite of its chocolatey goodness...gonna try....

But seriously, the return was approved because.....? At least it wasn't moldy.

[Evil Queen]

<In best Southpark voice>

YOU BASTARDS!!!

Does this mean we get to blame Cartman?

[donruss]

<In best Southpark voice>

YOU BASTARDS!!!

[Evil Queen]

Wow, what a horrible thing to do!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

This beauty shows up today 30 minutes before I leave.

The cashiers brought a cake back

It's our most expensive cake, a big-ass black forest.

somebody....

tore off the plastic;

opened the cover;

did a slow zigzag pattern in the frosting;

ate all the cherries;

then stuffed the plastic over the cake, shut the cover on it, and left it there.

I can't add to say to the weirdness.

Sorry, no pictures.