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several years ago while i was resetting a department, a woman came up to me and asked "excuse me, excuse me- do you know where your eyebrows are?"
must...resist...urge... to ... answer... with... a... smart ...ass response
"they are in aisle 8"
rather attractive woman comes up to my register and places her itemson the counter. one item was a bag of fluffy stuff cotton candy. after i scan it, she looks behind to her friend behind her and says " have you tasted my fluffy stuff?"
must...resist...thinking...naughty...thoughts...an d ...smirking
several years ago while i was resetting a department, a woman came up to me and asked "excuse me, excuse me- do you know where your eyebrows are?"
must...resist...urge... to ... answer... with... a... smart ...ass response
"they are in aisle 8"
rather attractive woman comes up to my register and places her itemson the counter. one item was a bag of fluffy stuff cotton candy. after i scan it, she looks behind to her friend behind her and says " have you tasted my fluffy stuff?"
must...resist...thinking...naughty...thoughts...an d ...smirking