example 1:
emo kid: p, p, p, where are the p's?
me: didnt you know? they stopped the alphabet at N.
emo kid: ...
me: ...
example 2:
dude: do you work here?
me (with ringing phone, nametag, nice clothes, rearranging books): no.
dude: oh. you kinda looked like an employee. okay (walks away).
example 3: (in cafe)
woman: didnt i just see you in the music deparment?
me: no, that was my twin sister. we wear the same clothes.
woman: oh, well she was very nice.
me: ...
woman: tell your sister she was very helpful.
me: ...okay. (to coworker) im gonna go out on the floor and see if i can convince her im triplets.
emo kid: p, p, p, where are the p's?
me: didnt you know? they stopped the alphabet at N.
emo kid: ...
me: ...
example 2:
dude: do you work here?
me (with ringing phone, nametag, nice clothes, rearranging books): no.
dude: oh. you kinda looked like an employee. okay (walks away).
example 3: (in cafe)
woman: didnt i just see you in the music deparment?
me: no, that was my twin sister. we wear the same clothes.
woman: oh, well she was very nice.
me: ...
woman: tell your sister she was very helpful.
me: ...okay. (to coworker) im gonna go out on the floor and see if i can convince her im triplets.
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