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"My dog is in the car, but he won't bother you if you don't bother him".
"If you're going to be working under the dash, be careful. I used to be a drug addict, and there may still be some old needles stuffed up under there".
"I left a...thing, wrapped in a towel between the front seats. Don't touch it".
"Okay, you can work on my car, but I'm going to be sitting in the passenger seat watching you the whole time".
(On the phone) "There's smoke coming out of my dashboard. Is it safe to keep driving?"
All real.
Lack of freedom can be measured directly by lack of stupid. --Penn Jillette
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