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Co-worker told me this one. I'm going to tell you what happened in my world based on video. Then I'm going to tell you what really happened. (My version is funnier).
My Version
Two best friends come in. Little tipsy and drunk, having a good time. One of them decides to finally come out of the closet, and admit that he is in love with his friend. His friend is pissed. Bad timing he yells by the door. How could he do that. Best friend takes his coat off. Starts to smack his chest. "My heart belongs to YOU man, to YOU, I love you man!!". His friend is more pissed off. "I got a girlfriend! I'm straight! This is too bad man!! NOT GOOOD!".
His best friend, admitting his love, drops his shorts. "This could be all yours man! ALL FOR YOU!!!" he shouts as he smacks his groin. His friend gets more mad. His girlfriend has to drag him out. His Best friend runs out, shouting and proclaiming his love. Man and girlfriend drive off fast, leaving possibly former best friend behind. Man comes in, slumps on the counter, and proceeds to cry it seems that his best friend, who he has loved forever, is now out of his life.
What Really Happened
Now, our cameras have no sound, so I'm going what graveguy said. Basically all the above. (And yes, he DID drop his pants).
However they were NOT friends. Apperently the man who dropped his pants accidently bumpped into the man. Man gets angry. For some reason, (based on grave guy), he accuses the man that bumpped into him of /packing/. Man removes his coat, and drops his pants to show he has no gun. Man girlfriend has to drag her crazy boyfriend off from what seems about to punch the man. The man now tries to act tough by running outside. The two drive off. Man comes in, slumps on the counter saying he can't belive he did that. He also wants a lottery scratch it.
My Version
Two best friends come in. Little tipsy and drunk, having a good time. One of them decides to finally come out of the closet, and admit that he is in love with his friend. His friend is pissed. Bad timing he yells by the door. How could he do that. Best friend takes his coat off. Starts to smack his chest. "My heart belongs to YOU man, to YOU, I love you man!!". His friend is more pissed off. "I got a girlfriend! I'm straight! This is too bad man!! NOT GOOOD!".
His best friend, admitting his love, drops his shorts. "This could be all yours man! ALL FOR YOU!!!" he shouts as he smacks his groin. His friend gets more mad. His girlfriend has to drag him out. His Best friend runs out, shouting and proclaiming his love. Man and girlfriend drive off fast, leaving possibly former best friend behind. Man comes in, slumps on the counter, and proceeds to cry it seems that his best friend, who he has loved forever, is now out of his life.
What Really Happened
Now, our cameras have no sound, so I'm going what graveguy said. Basically all the above. (And yes, he DID drop his pants).
However they were NOT friends. Apperently the man who dropped his pants accidently bumpped into the man. Man gets angry. For some reason, (based on grave guy), he accuses the man that bumpped into him of /packing/. Man removes his coat, and drops his pants to show he has no gun. Man girlfriend has to drag her crazy boyfriend off from what seems about to punch the man. The man now tries to act tough by running outside. The two drive off. Man comes in, slumps on the counter saying he can't belive he did that. He also wants a lottery scratch it.
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