Donkey dung

[cinema guy]

Yesterday I went on a training course to learn how to assemble tower scaffolding and climb ladders safely. We got a booklet illustrating the hazards involved in using ladders. Anyway, I though this one would amuse. Needless to say, this hasn't cropped up yet at the cinema.

[crazylegs]

To be fair it is only a matter of time before your head ass craps on the bottom rungs of the ladder!

[Becks]

Holy biscuit.

[Gothicsmurf]

I want to know how the donkey pooped directly on the ladder rung! That's one talented ass!

[Andara Bledin]

I want to know how the donkey pooped directly on the ladder rung! That's one talented ass!

That's the whole "transfer of substances" thing. The ass crapped on the floor, some unobservant person stepped in said crap, and then used the ladder, leaving crap all over the bottom rung.

^-.-^

[Xieg]

Due to the poor quality of the illustration, I am left to ponder this. Is he going to wipe the ass with that rough looking paper towel? Because he isn't exactly at the right angle to clean the mess from the floor. I'm only questioning this for the benefit of the ass. I mean look at him, he looks like one very irritated ass.

[Gothicsmurf]

Due to the poor quality of the illustration, I am left to ponder this. Is he going to wipe the ass with that rough looking paper towel? Because he isn't exactly at the right angle to clean the mess from the floor. I'm only questioning this for the benefit of the ass. I mean look at him, he looks like one very irritated ass.

Yeah! And what the heck is that ladder leaning against? I'd be more worried about a floating ladder (which BOTH are UNDER)! How many years of bad luck is that?!?!?!?!

That's the whole "transfer of substances" thing. The ass crapped on the floor, some unobservant person stepped in said crap, and then used the ladder, leaving crap all over the bottom rung.

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But it doesn't look smeared on it at all.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Heh heh m heh heh

The poop's coming out of the ass....of the ass!

[Andara Bledin]

But it doesn't look smeared on it at all.

Yeah. It looks rather copy/pasted on, really.

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[Gothicsmurf]

Copy and paste poo! It's teh nu lolcats!

[Becks]

How many places have donkeys wandering around, anyway?

[jam704]

How many places have donkeys wandering around, anyway?

Oatman, Arizona has wild burros roaming wild throughout the town.

[Andara Bledin]

I don't know about donkeys, but there are a few asses wandering around the building here...

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[Saydrah]

Yay for crappily cut and pasted together clipart from different sources!

1. Find ladder picture

2. Find guy with paper towels picture

3. Find donkey mascot picture from some school or sports team

4. Find poo

5. Check (or don't) to see that all are unlicensed

6. Paste together

7. ?????

8. Sell to shmuck

9. PROFIT!!!!

[Victoria J]

Did the course mention anything about the dangers of climbing a ladder if you have giant clown feet ?

Or the danger of climbing a ladder if there are animals wandering around the bottom of said ladder ?

I think the dung is the least of this guys worries.

Victoria J