That didnt sound right

[HavingAWonderfulTime]

Well, this was sorta intentional:

Manager: HAWT, why are you checking your Blackberry?
Me: My BF keeps texting me.
Manager: Oh. Why isn't your phone on silent? Did he wear out your vibrator?

[Delphae]

For elementary school teachers there is "Hold your balls!" exclaimed every recess time.
Or "If I see your balls out of your hands, they are MINE!"

[crazylegs]

I heard someone walking down the corridor saying into their radio

If you'd caught me 10 seconds later my trousers would have around my ankles

[Peppergirl]

I said that to my mom and my nephew once.

OT, I'm not impressed with Five Guys. It's OK, but I fail to see how anyone can consider their prices to be a fantastic deal.

I absolutely LOVE 5 guys. Maybe because there's none near me, so that when I'm in the VA area, its a treat? Who knows.

[Kiwi]

Haha I just came back from the mall and witnessed the following at one of those "health juice bars"

One of the girls serving asked for someones order, and then turned to another customer standing beside them and asked for their order as well....

Customer One: Oh were not together
Girl serving: Oh dont worry I can do both of you at once

Both customers...

Girl serving: ohmygod ummm *mumbles*

me standing to the side killing myself -

[Shangri-laschild]

Apparently one of our faculty's names, when horribly mispronounced and slurred together sounds bad...I didn't realize this till I got the following call.

"xxxxx college"
"Hi is manslut there?"
"....who?"