In which there is no ass

[Meadhands]

A college age girl walks into our lab and stands between my chair and the chair of the man next to me, apparently helping him with some math homework. She drops a pen. She bends down to grab it and - now this is the amazing part - her shirt does not ride up to reveal a slab of flesh! She was actually wearing a shirt of sufficient length!

I was so damn proud of her, I nearly wept.

[Gothicsmurf]

I want to know where she got that shirt! I'm so freaking tired of buying shirts that sit on my waist as I'm standing but as soon as I move- HI BELLY!

[Becks]

Holy biscuit.

I want!!

[Meadhands]

This has me confused... apparently, wearing belly-shirts is not a choice, for all the reasonably cut shirts are missing!

We have a mystery on our hands, gang! And this girl seems to be on the "in" if she owns one, so we shall start questions with her.

[Kogarashi]

Check out Shade Clothing (based in Utah, I believe). They sell lots of shirts for wearing alone or under other clothes to help cover the midriff and shoulders. Lots of styles. I've got four of the cap sleeve tees and love them. I'm pretty tall myself, and they're long enough to cover my whole belly even when I'm 9 months pregnant.

OT, I'm shocked and impressed. Now where will you drop pencils and ice cubes?

[blas]

*Enters in her Fashion Police car with sirens wailing*

Men's undershirts are your best friend. Buy them a size bigger if you have to. I buy the Hane's 4 packs of them for about $8, and they come in other colors than just white (commonly called "wife beaters"). They also have them for girls nowadays, a little lower cut than the men's and made to conform to a woman's body.....except the girl's ones are $5-$6 a PIECE...which isn't fair.

I own so many of them....I wear them under everything, so if I bend over, no one will see anything. Not only that, but if you wear a long shirt and a short shirt over that, you will look longer and thinner.

[Meadhands]

I own so many of them....I wear them under everything, so if I bend over, no one will see anything. Not only that, but if you wear a long shirt and a short shirt over that, you will look longer and thinner.

I cannot blame you for this, but you have OBVIOUSLY not seen a picture of me. Trust me, if I get any taller and thinner, people will mistake me for a walking street lamp.

[blas]

Well I suppose then you can just wear your regular shirts over them I purposely wear somewhat shorter shirts over my longer shirts because I have such a short torso and want to look longer and thinner.

But if you need a really cheap way to cover up, I most definetly suggest undershirts. After all, that's what they are for.

[BarbieGirl]

Check out Shade Clothing (based in Utah, I believe). They sell lots of shirts for wearing alone or under other clothes to help cover the midriff and shoulders. Lots of styles. I've got four of the cap sleeve tees and love them. I'm pretty tall myself, and they're long enough to cover my whole belly even when I'm 9 months pregnant.

I love these shirts even if they are a tad on the expensive side. I have a bunch of the tanks and camis to wear under t's etc. They work GREAT. I also got some of their new styles and they are pretty cute. During the spring/summer they do a lot of road shows at costco's I would avoid the button ups though, neck runs too big and shoulders run to small.

Another brand is 'down east' or 'lower east' can't remember which exactly also a utah based clothing company.

[Meadhands]

Well I suppose then you can just wear your regular shirts over them I purposely wear somewhat shorter shirts over my longer shirts because I have such a short torso and want to look longer and thinner.

But if you need a really cheap way to cover up, I most definetly suggest undershirts. After all, that's what they are for.

Hold on. Wait. Gimme a sec...

Wait... wait, wait, wait...

...

wait...

How many shirts are involved in this hypothetical scenario? There seems to be a long shirt, a short shirt, a regular shirt, and an undershirt.

This sort of shirt fanaticism makes my pants feel alienated.

[blas]

No no silly just a bra, an undershirt, and a regular shirt, unless you are trying to look thinner, then a shorter shirt over the undershirt.

I can be confusing at times. I blame No Doz.

[BlaqueKatt]

We have a mystery on our hands, gang! And this girl seems to be on the "in" if she owns one, so we shall start questions with her.

I get mine from target and old navy-well the long tanks I wear under the darn belly shirts

[blas]

Those work too, but I much prefer spending $8 for 4 of them (and Hanes is a good brand) vs $12 each at Old Navy unless there's a sale going on. It's ridiculous enough that girl's "wife beaters" are $5-$6 a piece. Guys get everything so cheap...

[UncleImpy]

My wife solves that problem by stealing my shirts. I dont think she's bought one of her own in...a year? (wears a uniform at work, so doesn't have to shop for that)

[PepperElf]

that's why i wear tactical clothes now. Nice pair of pants, button down shirt, and i toss in a simple tshirt... nothing rides up where it's not suppose to go, and i have like a million pockets. (it's my boyfriend's fault for getting me into them, heh)

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