Wonderfull Out Of Office Messages

[SteeleDragon78]

not sure where this one should fall, mods feel free to move.

here are come wonderful messages to add to your Out Of Office

There are some good ones !! Have a laugh !!

Perfect “out of office” messages:


1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are good you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged EUR 5.99 for the first ten words and EUR 1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

And, finally, this one takes the cake
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

i would love to see what anyone else can come up with.

[Gothicsmurf]

I have mine set to:

Thank you for contacting <Company name>.

As of May 30th, 2008 I am no longer with <Company> as I have accepted a position as Tour Manager for the band New Kids on the Block.

Please contact my former supervisor if you need assistance.

Thank you for the last two years see ya on the road!

InsuranceGuru*


*Not affiliated with New Kids on the Block

[Becks]

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

That's my personal favorite.

I wish I had at work email, so I can think of something amusing.

It would probably go something like "I'm in Wisconsin from (date) to (date). If you don't hear from me after (second date), that means my family has decided to keep me."

[crazylegs]

One of my collegues had an out of office message that had no fewer than 40 grammatical errors.

Yes, I counted.